Recent content by alexwood

Racoon! I think that "Racoon" is a metaphor for "Storm." Here's why: "[Storms] are primarily crepuscular (active at dawn and dusk) and nocturnal (active at night). They occasionally venture out in the daytime, but that does not mean that they are diseased." [Wikipedia]

Break time incoming!

Nonetheless, he sure stepped in it.

And, therefore, Chad is innocent!

@Cindizzi -- Rest up, and you and your doggie have a good time. Thank you for all you have done for us during the Trial!

They'll probably wrap it up soon -- owing to the technical difficulties and the need for a few martinis.

Great surveillance video at Burger King. Blocked out -- most of it -- on account of protecting the identity of the server.

I missed it. Why are they taking a break?

She is cunning and conniving. The type of person who, as long as you see it her way -- and everything is going according to her plans -- she can be charming. Your best friend even. But don't turn your back!

Closed captioning: "Alex Cockroach"!

1:04 p.m. MDT. Back from lunch.

Sorry -- asked and answered by @nodamselindistress!

Is this lunch -- I won't say: "Lunch Hour" because it was 1-1/2 hours for lunch yesterday.

Wish Tammy had put her shoulder to CD's chest and shoved him into a deep hole in the pet cemetery.

Well, I've taken it almost completely apart. So far, second go-round's a charm. Cocktail hour will begin early today. On account of "Banker's Hours"! I like your idea of clueing the judge in on starting deliberations ASAP ("Your Honor, We've Heard Enough!").