I would be more than HAPPY to be a Charmin ambassador! I'll call them on the phone right now. Do they take cute little 61-year-old mother's and teachers?
I've gone to the bathroom or "taken them to bathroom" in every possible nightmarish situation or "pleasant" situation possible. I've cleaned up every possible, indelicate mess with, yess CHARMIN!!! You betcha - Charmin is the softest but also the STRONGEST! It doesn't just evaporate so the goo gets all over those fingers. It doesn't tear and tear and tear, before you can even get ONE LITTLE SQUARE off the danged tp roll.
$10,000 dollars. I ABSOLUTELY LOVE CHARMIN!!! YOU"RE THE BEST, CHARMIN!!! TRULY, I KNOW I'm MUCH more convincing than SALLY FIELD selling BonivA!!!!! THan Bob Dole talking about ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION. (wasn't he a cutie pie?) I Listened to you Bob Dole, I really, REALLY did!
But they actually want you to spend the money to fly up there and THEN tell you why you're the best and show them your resume?
Sorry, Charmin, I can't really afford or have the time to apply. Is this a joke?
Dang, I have a really cute little butt too, I think I might HAVE A CHANCE AT it!!
Does it sound OK if I say I enjoy the restroom if my husband and son remember to put the lid down and I DON"T FALL IN?????
PLEASE, guys, give me feedback on this. Shall I post I photo of my "attributes"???
Hilarious; thanks for brightening my day, Charmin and My Meow!
(hey, that might sound good too!! Feedback please)
I don't want to be like Carrie Prejean and BLOW my answers....
Oops, did I say BLOW, hmmm. RUN! GO for it, ladies. Don't HOLD BACK.
J Bean J Bean, where are ya gal!!! This is a funny topic.
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