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Oh my garsh...what a creative way to express yourself...ahaha..he could always say that the aliens came down and did the whole crop circle thing, with a few added letters? :slap:

Wow! That's a stout Penis! I'm assuming it had to of been standing at a "stiff, stiff" attention (uh HELLOOOOOOO!) :blushing: for it to actually have the bag land on it and bounce off? :eek: Otherwise, if it would have just "brushed" it on the way down, I don't see it tearing the ligaments like...

:laugh: LOL! That would SUCK to be him and I think I'd get a new typist, as well!

Anyone in the mood for a "mud pie?"

]:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: The picture phone should probably be left off of that model. I'd say more, but my butt is ringing and I have to answer it. MM, Who was it, calling you at a time like this? :D

I would just have claimed the phone "lost" and let the insurance company send me another one. I wouldn't have wanted that one, back!:eek:

That's hilarious! GOOD FOR HER! There's a way to clean up, with style! :)

Oh my gosh! I think Elvis was the hottest thing that lived (when he was younger) I wish I were alive then, to have seen him in person...HUBBA HUBBA Lil' Mamma! :D

Wow! Talk about being "Water Logged!" That's really cool..I couldn't do it, though~

True that, txsvicki, lot's of unstable people out there...what a scary thought...I wouldn't do that bc of all the sickos in the world. Some people see it as a "thrill," I suppose. I DO agree with Mysteriew, also...if it's men and women of age, they are taking a risky chance, but they know...

Talk about getting up, on the wrong side of the bed! :eek:

Poor thing..wonder if he'll ever be a daddy? :eek:

Unconditional love for this animal, is admirable. I would be the same way :)

Uh Oh~! :eek:

:boohoo: "There's nothing to it, Vogue".....Vogue".... comes to mind!

HAHAA...Grandma musta' had some of his brownies!

LOL! Oh my gosh! Could you imagine? What kind of F----ing story is this?! :slap: (funny one Mysteriew) ;)

Wonder if it could fit a Queen size bed (for two people), or if it's more like a Fouton (for one person) ? Guess no sleeping buddies in this house! :eek:

Thanks for the update Mysteriew. She needs to be fixed, so no other child can be in her care (lessness)!