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Meet 'n' Greet with the parents of a murderer. Just how I love to spend my Saturday mornings. What fun!
Maybe Kidfinders can make this a new business and hold these regularly. Meet n greets with the parents of murderers who want to convince you that their precious child is innocent. Defense teams could hire them to put on the extravaganzas. Lots of press coverage. Cute baby pictures of the murderer all over the walls, poster size. '(victim name)' is Alive mugs and tshirts (for a nominal fee, of course). They could become collector items, have certain pictures of the murderer that are available *only* if you attend the Meet n Greet.
Show slideshows and videos of the murderer with their family in 'better days'. You know, humanize them. Have the parents tell touching stories about the murderer. Lower the lights, play soft music that moves the emotions, brings a tear to the eyes, then the parents tell humanizing stories about the murderer. Or better yet, about the murderer and their victim!!!
Hey, I think I'm onto something here! Quick!! How do I incorporate??!!
Jesus Christ in Heaven, what are we coming to???
This is can NOT get any worse. Please God, don't let it get any worse.
ETA: fixed grammar. need coffee.
Maybe Kidfinders can make this a new business and hold these regularly. Meet n greets with the parents of murderers who want to convince you that their precious child is innocent. Defense teams could hire them to put on the extravaganzas. Lots of press coverage. Cute baby pictures of the murderer all over the walls, poster size. '(victim name)' is Alive mugs and tshirts (for a nominal fee, of course). They could become collector items, have certain pictures of the murderer that are available *only* if you attend the Meet n Greet.
Show slideshows and videos of the murderer with their family in 'better days'. You know, humanize them. Have the parents tell touching stories about the murderer. Lower the lights, play soft music that moves the emotions, brings a tear to the eyes, then the parents tell humanizing stories about the murderer. Or better yet, about the murderer and their victim!!!
Hey, I think I'm onto something here! Quick!! How do I incorporate??!!
Jesus Christ in Heaven, what are we coming to???
This is can NOT get any worse. Please God, don't let it get any worse.
ETA: fixed grammar. need coffee.