Burglar victims wake to spice rub, sausage attack

[Lucy's mom]

Talk about bizarre...

http://www.fresnobee.com/263/story/848554.html

A burglar who broke into a home just east of Fresno rubbed food seasoning over the body of one of two men as they slept in their rooms and then used an 8-inch sausage to whack the other man on the face and head before running out of the house, Fresno County sheriff's deputies said Saturday.

 

[LinetteH]

What???????? I am sitting here just crackig up! Surely this has to be a joke. How bizarre!!!!

 

[TGIRecovered]

Yup, the dog ate the weapon. Why didn't I see that one coming?

Susan

 

[ShannonOhara]

Man thats just messed up.

Was he going to cook the victim?

Maybe its some kind of bizarre fettish

 

[LinetteH]

See, I am still sitting here laughing over this!!! Just told my husband about it and we are cracking up! So bizarre!

 

[DewSeeker]

Okay, it truly seems like there is something missing from this story. Or maybe I just can't wrap my head around it.

 

[becklynn]

Okay, it truly seems like there is something missing from this story. Or maybe I just can't wrap my head around it.

Would that be a giant grill that is missing from the story? I think these guys were going to end up as dinner.

 

[Filly]

This creeped me out. I mean what is up with that?:waitasec:

 

[Autumnmoon]

Rolf! I just about spit my tea!! Thats some crazy stuff! It woud be weird enough to wake up and find your spouse doing that to you...but a stranger??? whoa!

 

[kandoo76]

OMG

 

[mysteriew]

Rolf! I just about spit my tea!! Thats some crazy stuff! It woud be weird enough to wake up and find your spouse doing that to you...but a stranger??? whoa!

If you wake up and find your spouse doing this to you.... check to see if the oven is on!