That's a shame. You'd find all the beer meet up groups near Placentia boring then. So would I, because I can't drink the stuff either, with or without blackberries. I could always take a German with me though, with samples from our gazillion brewers here. Then I'd be popular.
http://beer-festivals.meetup.com/cities/us/ca/placentia/
I don't know about beer, but I do know it's possible to have own labels put on wine. I know that wouldn't be appropriate for Bob but it has given me an idea. It would be nice to have Bob's name on something that could be easily distributed and kept around. It would have to be something useful but not disrespectful, and preferably something a few people would see.
Now I'm pondering.