Here is how Casey's TRUE blog would read...if set to private where nobody could see...
Well, I sure am pleased with my progress these past few months. I have got the entire country in a tailspin looking for that child. Of course, they will never find her because I am WAY too smart for just ordinary people to figure me out. I wish I could get out of the house because I desperately need to have my nails done, and if I don't get some before long my brother is going to start looking good to me. I wonder if I should bake me some pot brownies and get stoned right in front of poor dumb Cindy and George, after all they have put me through over that child, I think I will. As soon as this is all over I am going to move somewhere far away and change my name so nobody will know me and I am going to start my very own ho-dog service where I will charge top dollar for my expert sexual favors. I wish I could go shopping, but they took all of my credit cards. I wonder what I will buy for me first thing when I get out of all this? I know one thing, I need a new car, because I'll tell you, keeping a dead body in there just ruined it!