I would just like to ask everyone to please wait until all the facts are known, because right now without all the facts, it’s impossible for you viewers at home to understand all the ways in which I am a monster.
Right now you don’t have a full picture. There is a reason for that, but soon all will be revealed, so for now, I’d just like to focus on how much this is hurting me. And also I’d like to speak now to all the people that the court has ordered me not to have communication with directly or indirectly. Because I wuv wuuu
And also I am suffering. It’s not the fault of police or the home viewers or the good reporters. It’s just the process and I understand this.
See? I can be perfectly calm. I don’t care about all the threats I’ve been making against others. I never wanted Jennifer out of the way, I only wanted her close enough to view her PIN numbers. Under my thumb also. But mostly the PIN numbers.
It’s been hard for me. Everyone is suffering. People only know what they see on TV or read in the arrest warrants or beg to the judge when they claim to need restraining orders. That’s why I had to come forward.
I just want to tell you that blue is my favorite color. But actually, I’m somewhat torn between that and green. And three is a magic number. But the top 5% there — that’s always been me. That’s how all this confusion started.
I don’t hold it against anyone. I can’t because I’ve been warned against leaving prints. I think I’m getting a call now on my ankle monitor if you could just hold on a minute please.
Thank you.
You see, it’s very difficult to use a boogie board or surf now appropriately. I’ve asked for the charges to be dropped so I can return to the family I love who have really always been there for me, so I’d just like to give a shout out to the ski team.
It’s important to remember the true victims here because my business is suffering. I can’t even hug my jet skis or sweep off my front porshe without some Tabloid taking a photo of my entirely not suspicious poison ivy or newly shaved head.
Yes it’s been hard, but I do spend a lot of time praying for the safe return of my phones and other property.
I know what I’ve done and I know what I haven’t done, which is important to me.
I hope that you have been very helpful today and thank me for my time.