terminatrixator
All Posts JMO - May Godspeed Justice for Janet and
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The emails I am sure are awesome, I can already only imagine what they say:
Dramatization:
I stood at the window overlooking the horizon and realized my life is a shell of what it used to be, without my one true love, I am but nothing now, I'm so lonely, so very broke and so lonely, but then out of nowhere Janet came to me in my dream and said, carry on, carry on, find as many girls as you can and procreate in my name. Play soccer, go biking, go to moab, get Kaiden a Mommy, steal, because you deserve it my love you deserve all the money, all the toys all the gadgets and all the women and all the happiness in the world, because the world owes you my love.
Then he goes on to say there are these mean people picking on him on the internet and if he won $3 million dollars he would dedicate $2 million dollars to fighting them (websleuths and the interwebz) and he would use some of it to secure a future for Kaiden (because he looks good and can kick a ball) and then he would use some to make Janet's name more recognized at Southern Virginia), but then again there would be NO mention of finding the "real killer" with said $3 million dollar lottery winnings!
These emails are probably quite the hoot!
Dramatization:
I stood at the window overlooking the horizon and realized my life is a shell of what it used to be, without my one true love, I am but nothing now, I'm so lonely, so very broke and so lonely, but then out of nowhere Janet came to me in my dream and said, carry on, carry on, find as many girls as you can and procreate in my name. Play soccer, go biking, go to moab, get Kaiden a Mommy, steal, because you deserve it my love you deserve all the money, all the toys all the gadgets and all the women and all the happiness in the world, because the world owes you my love.
Then he goes on to say there are these mean people picking on him on the internet and if he won $3 million dollars he would dedicate $2 million dollars to fighting them (websleuths and the interwebz) and he would use some of it to secure a future for Kaiden (because he looks good and can kick a ball) and then he would use some to make Janet's name more recognized at Southern Virginia), but then again there would be NO mention of finding the "real killer" with said $3 million dollar lottery winnings!
These emails are probably quite the hoot!
My eyes must be worse then I thought. :banghead: I find it at WRAL, but not channel 11. :facepalm:
