NM - Man seeks to identify pooping jogger

[margarita25]

The logs were logged into evidence :biggrin:

 

[margarita25]

Have we gotten the results of the poolygraph back yet?

:biggrin:

 

[margarita25]

The jogger has officially been named as a P.O.O., I mean P.O.I., in the case.

 

[margarita25]

The verdict is in!!!!

Not guilty by reason of Irritable Bowel Syndrome.

 

[AuburnSchnauzer]

What's the latest scoop on the poop?

Dear Dewey:

Hello My Schnauzer friend - Drink a couple of jugs of Magnesium Citrate one time

You can get it in different flavors at the drug store, Grape, Cherry, Lemon-Lime.

:facepalm:

 

[AlwaysShocked]

Wonder if the poopy jogger will, like some criminals, return to the scene? I guess it Depends.....

 

[margarita25]

Do you guys hear? The suspect was found guilty! While being led away from the court room, she was heard yelling "BUTT I'M INNOCENT!!!"

 

[IHAVENOCLUE]

Do you guys hear? The suspect was found guilty! While being led away from the court room, she was heard yelling "BUTT I'M INNOCENT!!!"

In a secret discussion with a jail mate.... The Jogging Pooper was overheard saying...

"I will plead Insanity.... I am just CRAZY about pooping on people's lawns!" :skip:

 

[margarita25]

In a secret discussion with a jail mate.... The Jogging Pooper was overheard saying...

"I will plead Insanity.... I am just CRAZY about pooping on people's lawns!" :skip:

Judge, for restitution, may I offer my Free Fertilizer Services?

 

[IHAVENOCLUE]

Judge, for restitution, may I offer my Free Fertilizer Services?

and the Judage responds...

"Bailiff!.... Whack her pee-pee... Ahem... Ummm... POO-POO!"

( Old Cheech and Chong skit)

 

[margarita25]

Any more poos, I mean, news?

 

[AlwaysShocked]

No news right now, but don't pooh-pooh the idea that the pooper may eventually be spotted in the neighborhood

 

[margarita25]

No news right now, but don't pooh-pooh the idea that the pooper may eventually be spotted in the neighborhood

:floorlaugh:

 

[TrackerSam]

No news right now, but don't pooh-pooh the idea that the pooper may eventually be spotted in the neighborhood

Scatologically speaking, LE has high hopes a stool pidgeon may come forward.

 

[MagicRose99]

Oh, my... this thread is full of manure!!!!

 

[margarita25]

I'd bump this thread with the little bumpy guy, but then we might have to bust out the hemorrhoid cream. :biggrin:

 

[CluelessWonder]

They caught her, but she's got an alibi. She says she was dropping the kids off at the pool.

 

[Dewey2Me1MoThyme]

I have a feeling Margo and Reg were behind this....

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OA1tpr0kZ5Q"]Margo's Cargo - Stompin' Tom Connors - YouTube[/ame]

 

[margarita25]

I heard she was really "cheeky" when LE caught her a prior time... :behind:

When they asked her where she was from... she replies, "Uranus"!

:silly:

I don't think she was from Uranus, I think she was from Pooto, or maybe that planet with many moons! :behind:

 

[margarita25]

Finding the poopetrator could prove to be quite a crapshoot...