Paris Hilton to serve time part 2

[JBean]

Pee way above the toilet, it may spray a bit so watch the feet at all times :angel:

My hover muscles give out from time to time so I may have a problem.

 

[Tom'sGirl]

I definitely need to meet you in person then!

Oh, you wouldn't want to be thrown out on my account..........actually I don't think anyone would throw us out unless we were in church.

 

[JBean]

LMAO...and have one of us take a picture and post it here!

Cripes, then the paparrazzi will be on our tails..I just don't know SCM. Too big of a risk.

 

[southcitymom]

Oh, you wouldn't want to be thrown out on my account..........actually I don't think anyone would throw us out unless we were in church.

Alas, I am capable of getting thrown out all by myself! :angel:

 

[JBean]

Oh, you wouldn't want to be thrown out on my account..........actually I don't think anyone would throw us out unless we were in church.

Crosses church off list of things to do with SCM and TG.

 

[JBean]

Alas, I am capable of getting thrown out all by myself! :angel:

Braggart!

 

[Tom'sGirl]

Crosses church off list of things to do with SCM and TG.

:laugh: :laugh: I was only kidding, I don't go to church. Maybe we could entertain at some Senior Center.

 

[southcitymom]

Cripes, then the paparrazzi will be on our tails..I just don't know SCM. Too big of a risk.

You're right, JBean. I'm not willing to risk it...I just value my privacy too much.

You, me and TG will just have to try to behave ourselves online - maybe we'll get sent to the same bawdy, irreverant Heaven - we can hook up there.

 

[Tom'sGirl]

I will start behaving myself here, someone I know may recognize my sick humor

 

[Tom'sGirl]

I got to thinking that maybe the reason PH was crying about the head/can/toilet was because she's constipated............she eats like a bird and maybe that end only works once or twice a week and this is the week

 

[narlacat]

Why, what is she gonna get that she doesn't already have?

Its because she is scared she will get photographed on the loo- hello everyones seen everything before Paris-

 

[JBean]

:laugh: :laugh: I was only kidding, I don't go to church. Maybe we could entertain at some Senior Center.

of course you don't go to church! You got kicked out of them all. Something about a bj or something? I don't know didn't read the whole memo.

 

[JBean]

okay back on topic.
where were we.
Okay the more I talk about this, the more I understand where Baca was coming from and I am not a Baca fan.

 

[Tom'sGirl]

of course you don't go to church! You got kicked out of them all. Something about a bj or something? I don't know didn't read the whole memo.

Well I thought the back of the seats were higher than they were, not my fault I was caught in someones Christening photos :angel:

 

[JBean]

Well I thought the back of the seats were higher than they were, not my fault I was caught in someones Christening photos :angel:

You are on a roll today TG.

 

[Tom'sGirl]

You are on a roll today TG.

I'm leaving now, no more roll

 

[Schmerty_Jones]

I'm leaving now, no more roll

Meanie! I was just getting into the issue of constipation...that's something to cry about!

 

[csds703]

I'm leaving now, no more roll

You can't leave now. There's so much more to learn about you.

 

[JBean]

I'm leaving now, no more roll

Oh just keep rollin' on girl. You're cracking me up!

 

[MSM]

Interesting article on MSN discussing Paris' sudden change of heart:

http://tv.msn.com/tv/article.aspx?news=265195&GT1=7703&mpc=1

There are some funnies in here!

LOS ANGELES -- One day Paris Hilton is screaming for her mommy as she is cuffed and taken to the pokey in a reckless driving case. The next, she's the model of magnanimity, saying she wouldn't appeal her 45-day sentence and that she is "learning and growing" from her time behind bars.
An insincere buffing of an image scuffed like a pair last season's Jimmy Choos? Maybe. Effective? Probably, say veteran Hollywood image-makers.

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Sands describes Hilton's change of heart as "media ploy." But unlike actor/director Mel Gibson — who remains on the fringes after he launched an anti-Semitic tirade at the police officer who arrested him for drunken driving last summer — Hilton will emerge smelling as sweet as her namesake perfume, he said.

"She will become a real Hollywood star from this experience," he said. "If she handles it like a famous person and goes to a military base, visits Walter Reed, then Hollywood will embrace her. It's very forgiving. It's not like she insulted the Jews."