A sample of Jodi Arias Acceptance Speech, ahem <clears throat> I mean allocution: (This is a parody folks) (JOKE)
Jodi Arias's Acceptance Speech for the Best Supporting Actron Oscar:
Thank you! Oh! Thank you! I can hardly conjugate verbs! I feel so horn-y! And this statue - it's so suspiciously phallic! Oh, thank you again! I just want everyone to bow down before me and accept that even in my wildest hallucinations, I never would have frantically prayed that this could ever validate my mediocrity. And to the other second-rate nominees, I want each of you to know how totally vindicated your crushing defeat makes me feel right now!
You know when they first told me I was a Goddess on Earth, I just had to obsess about how freakish my experiences have been.
You know, there are so many obsequious stalkers to thank! First off though, I want to pay off the esteemed idiots of the Academy, JSS and my attorneys, who looked deep within their wallets before giving me this fantastic award! Also, I want to thank my guru, for being such a powerful force. And to the US Supreme Court, who will ultimately overturn my death penalty. And finally, to all the people I have conned - I couldn't have done it without you!
Thank you America, and good night!