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JudgeJoe said:
AHHHAHAHAHAHA! Tears! That’s like if Lucy & Ethel made an instructional video for masks! Needed that! TY!:D
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Glad I made you laugh! Laughter is the best medicine!
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I posted this on the main coronavirus thread a while back so it's a little out of date. Sent to us by a friend.

• Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks. The other half will come out with a drinking problem.
• I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like I'm cracking a safe.
• I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator.
• Still haven't decided where to go for Easter ----- The Living Room or The Bedroom
• PSA: every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.
• Homeschooling is going well. 2 students suspended for fighting and 1 teacher fired for drinking on the job.
• I don't think anyone expected that when we changed the clocks we'd go from Standard Time to the Twilight Zone
• This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house, told my dog..... we laughed a lot.
• So, after this quarantine.....will the producers of My 600 Pound Life just find me or do I find them?
• Quarantine Day 5: Went to this restaurant called THE KITCHEN. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no clue how this place is still in business.
• My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee it cleans the toilet.
• Day 5 of Homeschooling: One of these little monsters called in a bomb threat.
• I'm so excited --- it's time to take out the garbage. What should I wear?
• I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to Puerto Backyarda. I'm getting tired of Los Livingroom.
• Classified Ad: Single man with toilet paper seeks woman with hand sanitizer for good clean fun.
• Day 6 of Homeschooling: My child just said "I hope I don't have the same teacher next year".... I'm offended.
• Better 6 feet apart than 6 feet under
 
Be sure to watch the video :D Cheers!

Celebrity chef Ina Garten has the perfect cocktail recipe for quarantine

We’re all coping with the coronavirus outbreak in our own ways, and for some, that’s pretending that every hour of the day is happy hour.

If you fall into that category, celebrity chef and all-around national treasure Ina Garten, also known as the Barefoot Contessa, has the perfect cocktail recipe for you...
 
BetteDavisEyes said:
Be sure to watch the video :D Cheers!

Celebrity chef Ina Garten has the perfect cocktail recipe for quarantine

We’re all coping with the coronavirus outbreak in our own ways, and for some, that’s pretending that every hour of the day is happy hour.

If you fall into that category, celebrity chef and all-around national treasure Ina Garten, also known as the Barefoot Contessa, has the perfect cocktail recipe for you...
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Hilarious! I've never had a cosmopolitan but now I want one. :D
 
LadyL said:
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I like this very much.

AND....some of us stayed home and read Websleuths threads until our eyes could no longer focus on the screen.... :D ....and we learned that this online community is helpful, supportive, informative, and caring as we all deal with this COVID crisis.... :)

Thanks to Tricia, our mods, and everyone for your valuable contributions!
 
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