Me either! How the hell am I gonna fill out that sweater!
Nova, I double dog dare you to wear what this lady was wearing when you take your flight! And you have to post a picture here...
On a lighter note, Waitress in the Sky by the Replacements is an excellent song:
She don't wear no pants and she don't wear no tie
Always on the ball, she's always on strike
Struttin' up the aisle, big deal, you get to fly
You ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky
You ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky
Paid my fare, don't wanna complain
You get to me, you're always outta champagne
Treat me like a bum, don't wear no tie
'cause you ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky
You ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky
And the sign says, "Thank you very much for not smoking"
My own sign says, "I'm sorry, I'm smokin'"
Don't treat me special, don't kiss my *advertiser censored*
Treat me like the way they treat 'em up in first class
Sanitation expert and a maintenance engineer
Garbage man, a janitor and you my dear
A real union flight attendant, my oh my
You ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky
You ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky
You ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky
Don't flame me folks - I've got nothing against flight attendants, I just like the song.
Oh - and on topic - I too was taught to dress nicely for travel, but I don't think this woman should have been bumped from her flight. That's just silly.