Oh I totally agree, I bet Kates bible and cuddle cat accidentally got stuck in a picnic basket full of ham sandwiches for a little too long. She probably used her jeans to stain the bacon fat from breakfast, and some poor farmers stock trailer broke down so he had to rent-a-car to take his dead hogs to the butcher...Yea that MUST be it.
It can be very aggravating when it seems so obvious in one's mind. Your sarcasm/humor is entirely understandable, IMO.
Don't forget that there have been many references in the press both in the UK and Portugal that confirm the blood/DNA found in the Scenic IS Madeleine's. It is even mentioned in todays 24Horas (see Portuguese Press thread) that The Times erroneously reported that the blood/DNA was NOT Madeleine's when it was, in fact, hers.
Poor Madeleine.