Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Are Divorcing

[PAXIMUS]

HA? :waitasec: Beard? --- he is no Brad Pitt... LOL never was, never will be.

Is this his ego poster? (one of many).

Aw you didnt get my joke darnit, a beard is common lingo for a contracted wife that someone like a celeb would marry just for PR purposes or because they are gay and want to hide it.

He has had to shave his other beards, Mimi, Nicole and Katie but now he may have a real DMbot for a wife, wont have to shave this one!


Beard: Male disguise.



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beard_(companion)


Beard is a slang term describing a person who is used, knowingly or unknowingly, as a date, romantic partner (boyfriend or girlfriend), or spouse either to conceal infidelity or to conceal one's sexual orientation.

 

[prima.facie]

The ones that hurt me the most are Chick Corea, Beck, Elizabeth Moss, and Juliette Lewis. (She's a riot to watch in her band. But, now I'm grossed out).

OT.....

Juliette Lewis. lol
she is in NBC's Tom Clancy's The Firm, on Saturday nights. She fits her character pretty well. When I saw she was on the show I wanted to :floorlaugh: because im not a fan....but she has grown on me....on that show.

 

[prima.facie]

Aw you didnt get my joke darnit, a beard is common lingo for a contracted wife that someone like a celeb would marry just for PR purposes or because they are gay and want to hide it.

He has had to shave his other beards, Mimi, Nicole and Katie but now he may have a real DMbot for a wife, wont have to shave this one!


Beard: Male disguise.



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beard_(companion)


Beard is a slang term describing a person who is used, knowingly or unknowingly, as a date, romantic partner (boyfriend or girlfriend), or spouse either to conceal infidelity or to conceal one's sexual orientation.

at least you didnt quote urban dictionary...their definitions are bit more um....yeah....but their sentence examples are funny :floorlaugh: ok to me they are! lol

 

[Steft50]

Just a couple of observations after seeing a couple pictures posted today (or on the internet regarding TC's visit with daughter).

1. To bad COS is so anti gay, just looking at the picture posted above of TC and whats his name dictator of COS it looks like made in heaven love for each other. And dictator of COS is NOT taller than TC is.....perfect!


2. Can someone PLEASE inform TC that his daughter is 6ish years old, has 2 working feet and 2 working legs and that she is better off walking on her own rather than daddy dearist carrying her everywhere like a little baby.

 

[PAXIMUS]

Behind the high-profile divorce of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes lies a story much larger than two celebrities calling it quits.


As the public face of Scientology, Cruise had become the leading advocate of a spiritual and religious empire that claims it can make people more successful, capable and better at personal relations. The latest scrutiny over their divorce is now turning into a public spectacle in which Scientology stands as a major participant.


http://tucsoncitizen.com/usa-today-news/2012/07/17/cruise-divorce-puts-scientology-in-spotlight/

 

[21merc7]

You guys are having too much fun in here! The possible new GF needs to learn not to space out too much in photos. Beautiful young lady, but spaced out eyes.

The photo of TC and DH above makes me want to yell out "Who da' man? Who da' man?!" :floorlaugh:

At tmz there is an article about Suri's sleepover with dad. The first photo shows him carrying her with hands fully clasped, hmm....

Take a look at the lower one here though:

http://ll-media.tmz.com/2012/07/18/0718-tom-cruise-suri-copter-3.jpg

 

[gitana1]

Still 2 inches taller than Dear Leader who is even shorter than Tommy Boy.

:floorlaugh::floorlaugh:

Note, this is not meant to be offensive to people who are short but these two with their big egos, you cant help but laugh.

Gosh, the look on these two cat's faces as they stare with passionate intensity and fervor, into one another's eyes - wow. What a couple of goons! And the stupid salute they are giving one another. How embarrassing.

 

[21merc7]

Gosh, the look on these two cat's faces as they stare with passionate intensity and fervor, into one another's eyes - wow. What a couple of goons! And the stupid salute they are giving one another. How embarrassing.

Lol, I know. I laugh every time I see this one. What is that salute about? Is that a COS thing? A TC and DM bonding thing? A joke?

(Guess I just don't understand male bonding. :giggle

ETA: I think I have it! It's a joke about captain of the Starship Enterprise! :floorlaugh: :floorlaugh: :floorlaugh:

 

[gitana1]

Just a couple of observations after seeing a couple pictures posted today (or on the internet regarding TC's visit with daughter).

1. To bad COS is so anti gay, just looking at the picture posted above of TC and whats his name dictator of COS it looks like made in heaven love for each other. And dictator of COS is NOT taller than TC is.....perfect!


2. Can someone PLEASE inform TC that his daughter is 6ish years old, has 2 working feet and 2 working legs and that she is better off walking on her own rather than daddy dearist carrying her everywhere like a little baby.

This picture kind of makes me understand why she is carried all the time, though:

http://arts.nationalpost.com/2012/0...e-first-time-since-divorce-from-katie-holmes/

I kind of think this child is overwhelmed and terrified of being constantly stalked by dozens of aggressive photographers. Can you imagine? Your every move, every emotion captured by a band of crazy people shouting your name. There really oughta' be a law.

Some kids seem to handle it better than others. The Jolie-Pitt kids seem to fare pretty well but there is a band of them. They have each other to lean on and share what I think could be a very scary experience for a child. Little Suri has only herself. So, she clings to her parents. (I note that when other kids are present, she walks).

I really have a problem with how the children of celebs are hounded. It's not right. If I were one of them, I would cling to my parent and bury my face in their shoulder, or hide myself behind a stuffed animal or blanky too, and I'd probably do that until the age of 12!! LOL!

 

[PAXIMUS]

Gosh, the look on these two cat's faces as they stare with passionate intensity and fervor, into one another's eyes - wow. What a couple of goons! And the stupid salute they are giving one another. How embarrassing.

It looks they are having a little Scientology BULL BAIT stare down contest, I wrote about the bull balting in earlier posts LOL.

 

[PAXIMUS]

You guys are having too much fun in here! The possible new GF needs to learn not to space out too much in photos. Beautiful young lady, but spaced out eyes.

The photo of TC and DH above makes me want to yell out "Who da' man? Who da' man?!" :floorlaugh:

At tmz there is an article about Suri's sleepover with dad. The first photo shows him carrying her with hands fully clasped, hmm....

Take a look at the lower one here though:

http://ll-media.tmz.com/2012/07/18/0718-tom-cruise-suri-copter-3.jpg

LOL good stuff.


She looks sad in that picture no?

 

[PAXIMUS]

Lol, I know. I laugh every time I see this one. What is that salute about? Is that a COS thing? A TC and DM bonding thing? A joke?

(Guess I just don't understand male bonding. :giggle

Its a SEA ORG salute, they fancy themselves the NAVY of Scientology, the SEA ORG is like the RELIGIOUS ORDER of Scientology like the Jesuits of RCC, they were orginally on a BOAT with LRH, they are the most dedicated and most abused members of the COS, but they have Naval rankings and salutes and all of that, DM grew up in the SEA ORG so TOM is saluting him because of his membership in SEA ORG. They wear naval type uniforms etc


Most know they are more of a MILITANT ORDER than a religious order, think of HAMAS of Islam, the Sea Org members are the goons who track you down and follow you when you try and get out.


Here is DM to the far right of pic in his fancy SEA ORG dress blues LOL

LRH was in US NAVY so Scientology/Dianetics was first started on a SHIP called the APPOLO and he taught everyone on that SHIP as it was out to sea, before he died he brought Scientology on land to Florida and thats when they opened all the fancy churches.

The Sea Org is still on land today but its a special group of very dedicated and hard worked and abused COS members.


[ame="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sea_Org"]Sea Org - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia[/ame]

TC is not a SEA ORG member but many say he has always wanted to be, its like the ultimate step to take in COS but he would have to give up career, sign a BILLION YEAR CONTRACT (yes they actually sign a billion year contract to work for COS and sea org for a billion years) to work for COS and spend at least 5 years out of public eye doing SEA ORG volunteer work.

The SEA ORG also staffs and runs the FREEWINDS which is a COS owned cruise ship that offers recruits and dedicated members expensive packages to travel to various places in the world on the ship and while they travel they push Scientology on them.

We call it the FLEECEWINDS.

 

[Steft50]

This picture kind of makes me understand why she is carried all the time, though:

http://arts.nationalpost.com/2012/0...e-first-time-since-divorce-from-katie-holmes/

I kind of think this child is overwhelmed and terrified of being constantly stalked by dozens of aggressive photographers. Can you imagine? Your every move, every emotion captured by a band of crazy people shouting your name. There really oughta' be a law.

Some kids seem to handle it better than others. The Jolie-Pitt kids seem to fare pretty well but there is a band of them. They have each other to lean on and share what I think could be a very scary experience for a child. Little Suri has only herself. So, she clings to her parents. (I note that when other kids are present, she walks).

I really have a problem with how the children of celebs are hounded. It's not right. If I were one of them, I would cling to my parent and bury my face in their shoulder, or hide myself behind a stuffed animal or blanky too, and I'd probably do that until the age of 12!! LOL!

Point taken! Your right there should be a law.

I want to see if others see what I have lately.
There are many pictures of Katie and Suri out and about in NYC the last few weeks. Look at those pictures, do they seem to be taken at somewhat of a distance? At least not right up in their faces?

Now look at the picture of TC carrying Suri when he left with her.....photo op anyone? They are right there in their faces unlike what appears to be distance pictures or at least pictures taken from a short distance away rather than a few feet like this one.

My imagination or are others seeing this?

 

[PAXIMUS]

Think of the COS as like DM's own little personal NORTH KOREA.

 

[PAXIMUS]

Point taken! Your right there should be a law.

I want to see if others see what I have lately.
There are many pictures of Katie and Suri out and about in NYC the last few weeks. Look at those pictures, do they seem to be taken at somewhat of a distance? At least not right up in their faces?

Now look at the picture of TC carrying Suri when he left with her.....photo op anyone? They are right there in their faces unlike what appears to be distance pictures or at least pictures taken from a short distance away rather than a few feet like this one.

My imagination or are others seeing this?

Yea I doubt TC does very little in public that is not a staged photo op, including this charade.

 

[songline]

Aw you didnt get my joke darnit, a beard is common lingo for a contracted wife that someone like a celeb would marry just for PR purposes or because they are gay and want to hide it.

He has had to shave his other beards, Mimi, Nicole and Katie but now he may have a real DMbot for a wife, wont have to shave this one!


Beard: Male disguise.



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beard_(companion)


Beard is a slang term describing a person who is used, knowingly or unknowingly, as a date, romantic partner (boyfriend or girlfriend), or spouse either to conceal infidelity or to conceal one's sexual orientation.

hmmm did not know that :blushing::blushing::blushing:
thanks. I feel silly oh so silly....:blushing:

 

[PAXIMUS]

Suri, who was previously home schooled, enrolled this week by KH in to prestigious NY catholic school:


http://www.christianpost.com/news/s...r-into-prestigious-nyc-catholic-school-78241/


Oh, thats gonna piss TC and DM offffff.

 

[songline]

Still 2 inches taller than Dear Leader who is even shorter than Tommy Boy.

:floorlaugh::floorlaugh:

Note, this is not meant to be offensive to people who are short but these two with their big egos, you cant help but laugh.

Now I understand... LOL
NAPOLIAN COMPEX.

Now just maybe Tom get to be the big guy around him.

 

[songline]

You guys are having too much fun in here! The possible new GF needs to learn not to space out too much in photos. Beautiful young lady, but spaced out eyes.

The photo of TC and DH above makes me want to yell out "Who da' man? Who da' man?!" :floorlaugh:

At tmz there is an article about Suri's sleepover with dad. The first photo shows him carrying her with hands fully clasped, hmm....

Take a look at the lower one here though:

http://ll-media.tmz.com/2012/07/18/0718-tom-cruise-suri-copter-3.jpg

I am confused sleep over with Dad?
Was her guard and Nanny there too?

 

[songline]

Think of the COS as like DM's own little personal NORTH KOREA.

I think and maybe t is wishful thinking that there will be a fall out in scientology and a bunch will defect.
at least I hope so.


I also hope that the Dad that was allowed to go to his sons funeral and then back into the hole will be investigated by the law.
This is making me very angry.
I m almost ready to go to Washington over that one. We just cannot stand by and watch that.
We must stop that kind of chit. It is inhumane.