Trial Catch-Phrases /Bloopers,Baezisms and just plain funny MERGED

[Mountain_Kat]

HHJP to Baez: I regurgitate to you...

 

[ShadowGal]

JB: He's a chemist, he's an analytical chemist, he analyzes chemistry...
:floorlaugh::floorlaugh::floorlaugh:

The man is gonna kill me before this is over

 

[greycoupon]

I don't have the exact quote but JB saying it wasn't like the witness discussed Chemistry with people at the bowling ally.

 

[Neurotripsy]

Quote from just a few minutes ago:

Baez: "Objection- beyond the scope."
Ashton: "Well, I haven't asked the question yet."

:floorlaugh:

 

[Girlrilla]

Don't have the exact quote, but just now,

JA: [standing right next to witness with casey's trunk thingy] "Does this carpet looked bleached to you?"

Witness: "No sir"

 

[stilettos]

Regurgitate.

 

[kas227]

Baez’s argument on the state’s sustained objection of why Dr. Furton, forensic chemist should be able to testify as an expert on chloroform: Judge, I thought we determined that Dr. Furton was an analytical chemist and as an analytical chemist, he analyses … chemistry.

The only thing that would have made that moment more priceless was if he had started stomping his feet and yelling … “not fair, not fair, not fair!!”

Casey Anthony should be shaking in her shoes.

 

[darnudes]

Baez can't subtract 27 - 16 The answer is 11 not 9 Baez!

 

[jane the dood]

 

[costalpilot]

the IS talking heads buying the dt "competency" ploy hook, line and sinker. Agreeing to a man that something really serious must have occurred to have JB and team bring the issue up.

they even focusded on how "happy" ICA was in court this am as evidence that she has come unglued. "whats she got to be happy about?"

"must be nuts"

completly overlooking:

1. hhjp's great anger on sat. morning

2. the fl. death penalty ruling they are filing and are going over right in front of their eyes....

 

[jane the dood]

 

[Concerned Papa]

 

[jane the dood]

That's so great! Super Ashton, with powers far beyond those of mortal lawyers...lol!

 

[FootballMom]

love it!!!!

 

[lemon]

"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury"

 

[Hey boss!]

JB: Objection , Move to strike
HHJP: Is that it?
JB: yes
HHJP: overruled

 

[Hey boss!]

James Hoover: Today's the 28???
Baez: I have no clue

:floorlaugh:He and Casey have the same syndrome

 

[Hey boss!]

And my favorite (aside from the cadaver cars)

AF asking Dominic Casey about the video

AF: Why are you cutting open the garbage bags?
DC: To see what's inside of them

 

[Concerned Papa]

Why Not? I'd Vote For It!​

LOL, LOL!

 

[strawberry]

I was following along at work and not listening when HHJP sing songed "Cross examinaaation!"
I just listened to it. LOL

Right after 24:38

http://www.wftv.com/video/28372346/index.html