D: ....OP told me he was 'lying with the most wonderful girl I have ever met' (on phone).
How does that fit with prior images of him laughing at the shooting range?
Not "lying about the most wonderful girl I have ever met"?
:floorlaugh::floorlaugh::floorlaugh:
Dear Professor,
Do you mean "fleeing" as in grabbing your girlfriend's hand and "fleeing" from the threat in the bathroom(toilet) rather than moving towards said threat with a gun?
D: He presents with very startled response at firework openening ceremonies...cowers, covers his ears
Oh no .. OP has an excessive response to firework displays at the end of events .. dear god :facepalm: .. yeah, so do I!!