I would never add my two bits to this thread, because I only have one bit and Mrs. might want it again some day. And I wouldn't add my Stan, even if I had one.
bawaaaaaa :crazy: :crazy:
I would never add my two bits to this thread, because I only have one bit and Mrs. might want it again some day. And I wouldn't add my Stan, even if I had one.
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I just found this thread and was laughing out loud at the posts. But what I find the FUNNIEST is that WalMart actually PULLED THESE FROM THE SHELVES. What possessed this woman to make a phone call like that??LOLOL... It's a buck 69....just throw them away. BUT WAIT!! Why were they $1.69?? Why not $1.70?? Hmmmmm....
The mind boggles. See, it's those damn subliminal messages. Coincidence? Surely not.
I was willing, at great personal sacrifice might I add, to conduct some scientific research just to see if I could find one that looked like the straws. But, then the words "sexual harassment" were thrown around and the fiance threatened to make me sleep in the dog's crate. It was all in the name of science I told them, but nobody was buying it.
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I just found this thread and was laughing out loud at the posts. But what I find the FUNNIEST is that WalMart actually PULLED THESE FROM THE SHELVES. What possessed this woman to make a phone call like that??LOLOL... It's a buck 69....just throw them away. BUT WAIT!! Why were they $1.69?? Why not $1.70?? Hmmmmm....
Can you imagine being the manager on duty that day?! :bang:
Now THESE look like penises.
http://www.monsterparties.co.uk/product.asp?P_ID=2400&strPageHistory=related (probably not safe for work/children/uptight moms)
You know,as I was putting my groceries away yesterday,I noticed when I had grapefruits in my hand,and put them together,they looked exactly liked a full bodied woman's breast. Needless to say,I called the grocery store immediately,and demanded they pull all grapefruits from the store.
So,you all can sleep easily tonight knowing that hopefully we will not have to look at two grapefruits together ever again!
WHEW!! What a relief I was sooo stressed about that!! (And really worried about what might happen to other families with kids a little older than Ashlynn.)
You know,as I was putting my groceries away yesterday,I noticed when I had grapefruits in my hand,and put them together,they looked exactly liked a full bodied woman's breast. Needless to say,I called the grocery store immediately,and demanded they pull all grapefruits from the store.
So,you all can sleep easily tonight knowing that hopefully we will not have to look at two grapefruits together ever again!
And don't forget passion fruit. Kids shouldn't know anything about passion until they're at least 21.
Can you imagine being the manager on duty that day?! :bang:
Now THESE look like penises.
http://www.monsterparties.co.uk/product.asp?P_ID=2400&strPageHistory=related (probably not safe for work/children/uptight moms)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA~You need to call back and ask them to remove all single bananas. And kumquats, just because the name sounds dirty.
....... And kumquats, just because the name sounds dirty.
As my way of helping, I've told Mrs. that I'll do all the shopping from now on. Thanks for the tip!
Poor lady better stay clear of the meat dept. What with chicken breasts, rump roasts and for heavens sakes Jimmy Dean has his sausage right out there on display!
Poor lady better stay clear of the meat dept. What with chicken breasts, rump roasts and for heavens sakes Jimmy Dean has his sausage right out there on display!