JayB12
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I've studied the lingo and am preparing the lexicon for those who don't speak 'Jodese'.
Some excerpts:
- "Fog" = Convenient and selective amnesia
- "The gun went off" (all by itself) = I shot Travis
- "Travis died" (all by himself) = I murdered Travis
- "It" (Gramps' stolen .45) = The gun I used to shoot Travis
- "De-edify" = Comes after Ce-edify and before Ee-edify
- "Contemporaneous with" = $20 phrase I use to impress the GED-challenged
- "That chaotic pattern that paper falls" = Please believe this pedophile crap
- "Special mouth hugs" and "Generous facials" = Just what you think it means
- "Spun me around" = Open for business
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I dunno...after seeing her lick those chops after lunch like she was a dog trying to cleanse her mouth of peanut butter...the term special mouth hugs makes me cringe.
How about...
"Travis called me a sociopath" = Travis really loves me
"Travis broke up with me" = Travis really loves me
"We shared passwords" = I stole his passwords and didn't give him mine
"He was going to Cancun" = He didn't invite me so I killed him
"Came at me like a linebacker" = Travis was fighting for his life after I stabbed him and tried to get me to stop killing him