1. You say "hmmm, a cop just pulled up" and your family knows to look at the computer screen before looking out the window.
2. Your alarm goes off in the morning and you have to stumble, grainy-eyed, INTO the bedroom to turn it off.
3. You cook dinner, shower and start laundry only when the server overloads.
4. You threaten to seperate from your fiancee when he erases the internet history on the computer, thus deleting all your favorites and links as well.
5. Your cat has to pee down the shower drain cuz you were changing the box and FOX ran a Caylee blurb, causing you to run out of the room. (That only happened once.)
6. 3 cups of coffee and a Marlboro count as a good night's sleep.
7. Your kids are actually sick of pizza.
8. By the time you go through the mail all the dated material has expired.
9. You get confused when the webcam gets stuck because you finally look up from your computer and can't figure out why it's dark outside. Obviously, it's mid afternoon in FL.
10. Your family looks at you funny when they figure out that you are listening to a police scanner and really funny when they realize that it's police scanner 9 states away.
11. You stop living in terms of time and say things like "I need to be up in time for the press conference." and "Yes, we'll go to the store as soon as Nancy Grace is done cutting people off."
12. You are so distracted that you end up forgetting to buy ummm..."feminine products" and end up cutting the middle out of one of your son's diapers until your fiancee can get back from the store.
I think that's it.