Recent content by Ixions Fire

Beer and chocolate, makes me wonder. ;-)

Awesome! How about this town in Austria? They can't put new signs up fast enough, people steal them. http://www.answers.com/topic/****ing-austria Haha, link won't work. Replace the 4 *'s with that popular 4-letter F-word.

He's going to be a real popular guy in that North Carolina jail.

Ahhhhahahahaaaa! Thank you, dear lady! Just reviewing the story on wikipedia is bringing it all back. Yes...... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Sizemore I'm sorry, I know I am behaving in a sophomoric fashion, but sometimes I just cannot help myself. I admit it. And I know there are...

But why is she planning on using a penis for the drug test? Is "she" pre-op or something like that? Does she expect her monitor will be looking for a male appendage during her sample collection? I know how men do this, and they do look for a penis and make sure the urine is coming out of that...

This is made more funny by the two BLUE BALL's in PA. One is only 10 miles from Intercourse, thank god...

That is one of my favorites! A link to a photo of the road sign for you. http://www.wemweb.com/traveler/towns/01emojav/photos/zyzsign.jpg

"I ended my career on the right note," he told The Associated Press by phone Thursday. "I was really hotter than a pistol!" You GO Dude!! Great story, thanks.

Thanks for that insightful post! I remember Steve Huff wrote about this, did you comment on his story? The "rescuer" title fits IMHO.

maybe it's just me, but this bloke doesn't look at all like what I was expecting. He looks like my cousin Carl. I think I have become jaded by these bizzare news stories.

I believe it. I had heard rumors about this kind of thing. Okay so a lot of people say this is hype, but it is seriously valid, my friends. I personally believe that the detritus from the explosions and collapse of the towers absolutely could have caused the health problems in this news story...

CReepy. I once toured a building in Europe which had a door supposedly covered in skin from the Danes (invading Danish peoples?).There was still pieces of the skin on the door. I think this practice happened back during the crusades but I can't remember now.

That would be my luck. Same for the --mouse burning down the house-- guy. At this point,I'm just glad I don't live in Romania,after reading all these stories here.

I think it's a great idea. As far as space issues go,in Japan I have seen hotels and apartments where the rooms are little more than stacks of bunk sized boxes. Ladders included. :-) So what if prisoners have less space,they'll get used to it. Maybe sheriff Joe Arpaio could try this out.

Hilarious!