Recent content by Puca

I would say that if the dog was voting for my party, except it. If it was voting for anouther party slay the dog. LOL

I now have a case of "Boost Plus" in a fireproof safe. Will let you know how sipping works compared to guzzling it. LOL

I have always had German shepherds and have trained them all how to drive me home from parties. Where Charlie's owner messed up was in not showing the dog where the brake was.

I just read about it in my morning paper. Kind of wonder if he is related to my surgeon who does some "freaky" things, but that I have survived two surgeries with.

Guess that he made a big mistake when he put his hand on the bible and swore he was telling the truth. "God will get you!"

"You say the entree is WHAT? No thank you, I will have the Rocky mountain oysters tonight."

Really feel that Mr. Yearwood was old enough to know how "Crocodile Dundee" would have handles the fishing tournament. Two sticks of dynamite and we are off to the weigh station. LOL

Ah! You lady's are making so light of it, us men are crying our hearts out! A lot of you women may just start hearing your spouse's say "Honey I am off to the railroad Jct. in hopes of a mishap!"

Hummmmmmm! Do horses take steroids? :bang:

Now If It Had Been Beer It Might Have Been Worth It, But Water? Lol

Being from New England I can imagine the man's reaction to the scorpion on the plane. I was born and brought up "down Maine" and have never heard a "scorpion" story told before about the area. Ahea can see how it happened!

It really is not hard to believe that this could happen, with the "cheerleaders leading person's mother" being the principle of the school. (What would you do as a mother? Turn on your daughter?) The sad part is the time it took to "bring it to life" and the damage that it seems to have done...

[B][I] Tis the season for a heart warming story like this.

Well, we certainly know that this is not the woman that made the "Where's the beef?" ad for the fast food chain, or she would now be eating "bear roast". I know! I know! Bad pun.

Again, am I the only one that understands what the male member of the family is trying to do. I learned how to swim, when again as a wee lad, my father threw me out of the canoe we were in. (not know by me at the time was that he was a swim instructor and had a line attached to me). Since...