Recent content by Warren Levine

I'm going to take my spot on the ol' Tempurpedic, between the kittehs and the wife, if they've left me enough room.... This is really getting ridiculous; I mean, this witness stinks on ice. What a mockery. Couldn't they bring in a freaking mannequin about the victim's size??? Ooooooh, what a...

How can they possibly go so long without stopping for tea? Or absinthe?

Ohhhhh, I don't care if it rains or freezes Long as I've got Oscar's prostheses I'm getting a little giddy. :floorlaugh: I wish this was going a little smoother, more like my son's sixth-grade class' mock trial. Now those kids knew WTF they were doing. And if one of them lied and was...

Y'all need one of these Cannabis Punkin' Pot Pies. They're incredible!

His respiration is going up and so is his blood pressure, but he's not getting enough oxygen, so he's yawning. It's a stress reaction. The witness is totally ******ing his defense.

This witness is blowing bigger chunks than the defendant.

In his high school yearbook, he was voted Most Likely to Have His Expert Testimony Impeached.

Nel: Do you have Google Translate on your computer? W: I'm not sure. I don't speak English that well.

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Are you kidding? I'm having the time of my life! I can't believe this guy is leaving skidmarks, and Nel's not even warmed up yet!

Just because the crime scene wasn't as it should have been, does that give him the right to be a freakin' slob too???

O. M. G. The guy's got an attitude. Nel is going to rip him to shreds! This could be fun if they don't stop for tea, my lady, and ruin the spontaneity of it. I love watching ignorant witnesses squirm like a worm. Squeal like a pig, squeal like a pig!!!!

Other way around. Laser lights up tiny droplets of mist.

Who farted? And why are they not using a GREEN laser, which beam you can see???