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My daughter, the schizophrenic
(Michael Schofield in the Guardian)
Her father knew there was something special about his daughter.
But by the time she was five, his pride had turned to panic
(Michael Schofield in the Guardian)
Her father knew there was something special about his daughter.
But by the time she was five, his pride had turned to panic
much more at the linkJune 2006
Most three-year-olds are in bed by now, but most three-year-olds are not geniuses like my daughter. As well as read, she can already multiply and divide in her head.
It's almost nine o'clock and my wife, Susan, is probably getting home from her shift reporting news and traffic for a radio station. But I want to keep Janni out until there is nowhere left to go but home. We've been doing this since Janni was a baby. When I'm lecturing, it's Susan who makes the rounds.
We've already been to the zoo, Ikea and a McDonald's play area. She has to be well past the point of physical exhaustion by now. But it's her mind I have to wear out. That has been the only way to get her to sleep since she was born.
Janni storms into a toy shop. The sales assistant comes over to us.
"Can I help you?" she asks.
"No, thanks. Just looking," I say.
She nods and starts to walk away, but to my dismay Janni follows her.
"I have seven rats at home," Janni tells her.
"Wow," she replies. "You have seven rats?"
"Yep," Janni nods. "I call them Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday."
Then comes the part I hate the most. The assistant looks up at me, a questioning expression on her face. One rat she could understand, even two or three, but seven?
We don't have any rats. Every single one of them is an imaginary friend. Janni's first imaginary friend, a dog named Low, appeared right before her third birthday. Then came a cat named 400. By now, I've lost count of how many she has. They all come from a place called Calalini.
I open my mouth, about to say, "They're actually imaginary rats." But I see Janni turn to me, awaiting my response.
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