FL - Bosom-wobble cited as reason for failed sobriety test

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'Not with these big boobies': Woman claims she failed sobriety test because her large bosom threw her off balance (Daily Mail)

A woman in Florida claims she failed a field sobriety test and was arrested for drunken driving because her 'big boobies' got in the way of her balancing.

When officers didn't seem convinced of this explanation, Maureen J. Raymond, 49, tried to show them what she meant by trying to take her top off. They quickly put a stop to that, according to a police report.
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Before she was asked to perform any tests of whether she was sober, Raymond told the sheriff's deputy he 'needed to understand that she is big-chested and if I asked her to close her eyes and balance, she is not going to balance well.'

Then Raymond, who is 5-foot-6 and 216 pounds, added: 'Big breasts, you don't balance well.'
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Was this an effective explanation?

Raymond was charged with driving under the influence and having an open container of alcohol.

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