FL - Flatulent hospital security guard canned for posting his talents on InstaGram

[CARIIS]

A gassy guard sought Instagram fame on the night shift. His bosses weren’t pleased.

PS: Reality show a possibly-- help !

 

[EuTuCroquet?]

OMG!

His website reads: “I’m Paul Flart. I make fart videos on Instagram for the joy and happiness of all who see them. My goal is to be the first person to make a living off farting after getting fired from my job in a public manner.”

 

[CARIIS]

OMG!

His website reads: “I’m Paul Flart. I make fart videos on Instagram for the joy and happiness of all who see them. My goal is to be the first person to make a living off farting after getting fired from my job in a public manner.”

World just scarier and scarier

he is not helping with climate change !

 

[whatsnext]

There is absolutely no excuse for even looking at this thread, but here I am
ETA I found an excuse, I was bored

 

[CARIIS]

There is absolutely no excuse for even looking at this thread, but here I am
ETA I found an excuse, I was bored

that is brilliant

but hey

it was gross before the SC brett cra#

now this is minor

global news outlets are disgusting farts

i liked being a risk taker two weeks ago

but now all anyone on the planet has to do is turn on the news

anywhere

and people are discussing

is it really farting

god all help us all !!