Golf Ball Fishing in America

Casshew

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Water moccasins can be tricky.

Shards of glass may pierce his waders.

Stones are murder on the knees.

And it's no picnic diving through inky, chemical-clouded water with people taking aim at you. But that's not the worst part of the job. "It's the turtles -- they'll take your finger right off," says Michael Aux Tinee, Golf Ball Diver.

Clad in waist-high waders, a 70-pound feedbag girdling his waist and his ball-retrieving invention, "Mr. Lucky," in hand, Aux Tinee wastes little time before plunging into one of the many amoeba-shape ponds that dot this Illinois course. "I can't tell you all the golf courses I hunt," Aux Tinee says in a conspiratorial whisper. "I don't tell nobody. There's a lot of freelancers.

http://riverfronttimes.com/issues/2004-10-13/news/news3.html
 
  • #2
wow cass! another unsung american hero. :clap: amusingly written...

reminds me in a wierd way of the guy who cleaned up the carnage at accidents.
 

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