Horny Man Attempts To Run Down Landlord!

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http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2010/0714101horns1.html

Horny Man In Assault Bust
Cops: Oklahoman nabbed after trying to run down his landlord

JULY 14--Meet Jesse Thornhill. The Tulsa man was arrested early today after he allegedly tried to run down his landlord with a car. Following his arrest for assault with a dangerous weapon, Thornhill, 28, was booked into the Tulsa County jail, where the below booking photo was snapped. Yes, Thornhill has horns. The jarring cosmetic, um, improvement is noted thusly in the "personal oddities" section of a Tulsa Police Department report: "Horns, neck tattoos, implant earrings on head." According to cops, the landlord was in the street when Thornhill "attempted to strike her with his vehicle but missed" due to her "jumping out of the vehicle's path." Thornhill was released this morning after posting $10,000 bond in connection with the felony rap. (3 pages)

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I'm not sure I'd rent to this dude. :eek:
 
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lmao - you are such a tease SD, still a funny story but still, tease!
 
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LOL.....That's my hometown......what a freakzoid
 
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Yikes! Well, the title of this thread sure caught my attention:crazy:....actually, my first thought was, those are some nasty zits on top of his head...:crazy:
 
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