ICU patient, on oxygen, sets himself afire lighting his crack pipe!

CARIIS

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I love writing these!!

It was Christmas eve. A pal wanted to share the holiday spirit and bought his best friend a shiny new crack rock!

Boom

The good news is he got out of the ICU..





The bad news is he ended up in the burn unit.......................

Guy Brings Crack to Pal in ICU, Fire Ensues
 
  • #2
CARIIS how do you find these?!
 
  • #3
most anywhere you go there are BS stuff on the bottom of pages

a lot of em i vaguely remember because they are just so stupid and crack me up

then when i saw this forum i thought oh this could be fun

and the world certainly needs a laugh these days

this one was in fl so ....................!

Fl fl fl

over the years my mother and i have cracked up over the endless stupidity down here!

not really sure where my keys are but stupid sticks!!

we have all done stupid things but come on when the instant internal response is what on earth were they thinking well............

I like creating the thread titles!!!!!!!!!
 
  • #4
CARIIS you've posted some corkers today. I remember Zwiebel was always good at finding the funnies, keep them coming!
 
  • #5
CARIIS you've posted some corkers today. I remember Zwiebel was always good at finding the funnies, keep them coming!

where are you from i never heard of corkers had to look it up!!
 
  • #6
Yes Dear Cariis, we all appreciate the humor even if it is wacked
out and disparages our dear state.
I heard there's a sign at the Fl. border that says
"Give Me Your Strange, Your Misfits, and Your Unwanteds"
 
  • #7
where are you from i never heard of corkers had to look it up!!

England! Or should that be ENG-ER-LAAAAAND!

It's commonly used here. We're currently having some corking football and even more corking weather!
 
  • #8
I love writing these!!

It was Christmas eve. A pal wanted to share the holiday spirit and bought his best friend a shiny new crack rock!

Boom

The good news is he got out of the ICU..








The bad news is he ended up in the burn unit.......................

Guy Brings Crack to Pal in ICU, Fire Ensues

How bizarre! But where do you find this stuff, LOL. ? ;)
 

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