Jamie Oliver burns penis while cooking roast

[Casshew]

Jamie Oliver burnt his penis while cooking a St Valentine's Day meal for his wife - naked.
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Jamie Oliver burns penis while cooking roast

Jamie Oliver burnt his penis while cooking a St Valentine's Day meal for his wife - naked.

He stripped off to treat wife Jools, but wound up in agony when he got too close to the oven.

Oliver said: "It was on Valentine's Day. I was naked in the kitchen and burnt my penis. I really ruined my evening - and my night."

He was apparently preparing a roast when the unfortunate incident happened.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_913805.html?menu=news.quirkies

 

[lex]

that reminds me of... true story

friend is a nurse, said someone came into emergcy with a potato stuck in her butt and nurse asked how did that happen? 'i was cooking in the nude and while washing off potatoe it slipped, bounced off the floor and stuck in my butt,' she said. nurse then said, ' i hate when that happens!' lol!

 

[Casshew]

lex! that can't be the true story! a potato???????

 

[lex]

yes cass, a potato.

did you ever hear about the bizarre occurence of people just starting on fire out of nowhere?? i forget the name, something self combustion or other.

 

[libraryg]

Spontaneous self combustion?
That roast story gave me a huge LOL, and the tater tale ain;t bad either....