Maine woman finds 8-foot snake

  • #21
This is why I was scared to use the bathroom at camp.
 
  • #22
Ocean, I would have had a heart attack on the spot.

Well, he showed up in the bedroom doorway (it was dark but a light was on in the hall) and waved a long thin thing at us and said "Is this your snake?", and threw it at us!

We screamed and scrambled up on the bed, standing with our backs against the wall (which is hard to do on a wave-full water bed).

It was a shoelace. Ex-H thought it was the funniest thing. I nearly had a heart attack.

That is probably only one of the good reasons why he is an Ex-H, right? I am glad you can laugh about it now.
 
  • #23
Actually, they can't hear... and a washing machine is cold. Likely, he'd wait for you to fall asleep and snuggle up to you in your warm bed. He'd be sooo greatful for it!
Thats the stuff of nightmares Glitch:eek:
 
  • #24
Your post is a scream!!! I love the smilies!

The only good snake is a dead snake.
Now your in trouble Pepper......even though I agree with you:blowkiss:.
The same goes for canetoads...Im stirring you Kiki:blowkiss:
 
  • #25
This is why I was scared to use the bathroom at camp.
I dont like using the toilets when we are camping because they usually have green frogs in them and I dont like those either.
BTW....Welcome Recoil:blowkiss:
 
  • #26
Now your in trouble Pepper......even though I agree with you:blowkiss:.
The same goes for canetoads...Im stirring you Kiki:blowkiss:

:slap: Dingo. I'm sorry about this but you've driven me to it.

:singing: "All things bright and beautiful,
All creatures great and small,
All things wise and wonderful,
The Lord God made them all.

Each little flower that opens,
Each little bird that sings,
He made their glowing colours,
He made their tiny wings.

All things bright ... "

:snake::frog::snake::frog::snake::frog::snake: :frog::snake::frog::snake::frog::snake::

:blowkiss: Dingo
 
  • #27
Ok getting hebbie jebbies (sp) here and not even through the stories and I am backing out of here the same way I came into this thread. I ain't no snake lov'n momma.....thank you for my night mares tonight.
 
  • #28
:slap: Dingo. I'm sorry about this but you've driven me to it.

:singing: "All things bright and beautiful,
All creatures great and small,
All things wise and wonderful,
The Lord God made them all.

Each little flower that opens,
Each little bird that sings,
He made their glowing colours,
He made their tiny wings.

All things bright ... "

:snake::frog::snake::frog::snake::frog::snake: :frog::snake::frog::snake::frog::snake::

:blowkiss: Dingo
:blowkiss:
Thanks Kiki..that song is from our RSPCA ad is it not?..I love that ad:).
PSSSSS..Ive never even seen a real live canetoad letalone killed one:)
We dont get canetoads where I am so they are safe from this dingo for now:blowkiss:
 
  • #29
:blowkiss:
Thanks Kiki..that song is from our RSPCA ad is it not?..I love that ad:).
PSSSSS..Ive never even seen a real live canetoad letalone killed one:)
We dont get canetoads where I am so they are safe from this dingo for now:blowkiss:

Thanks, Dingo. :blowkiss: It's made my evening knowing cane toadkind is safe for now. :cool2: I will admit they are ugly little creatures. Once, when I was about 15 I was opening the gate one night for my mother to drive through and one jumped on my foot! I screamed. :scream: That caused our unbelievably nosy next door neighbour to come flying down his front stairs with his hair all sticking up. :google: He stared at me. One of those looks that says Well? :sheesh: I mumbled "A cane toad jumped on my foot." :iamashamed0005: He glared at me and stomped back up his stairs. :mad: :run: I was so embarassed. :blushing:

I think the song is from the RSPCA ad. I know it's from a commercial for some animal welfare group. I used to love watching the wombat waddle across the screen at the end.
 
  • #30
This is more my style.:crazy:




"Spiders And Snakes"

(As recorded by Jim Stafford)
JIM STAFFORD
DAVID BELLAMY

I remember when Mary Lou said, "You wanna walk me home from school?"
Well I said yes I do
She said I don't have to go right home
And I would kinda like to be alone some if you would
I said me too
And so we took a stroll and wound up down by the swimming hole
And she said do what you want to do
I got silly and found a frog in the water by a hollow log
And I shook it at her and I said, "This frog's for you." She said,

I don't like spiders and snakes
And that ain't what it takes to love me
You fool, you fool
I don't like spiders and snakes
And that ain't what it takes to love me
Like I wanna be loved by you

Well I think of that girl from time to time, I call her up when I got a dime
I say, "Hello baby. She say, "Ain't you cool."
Said, "Do you remember when, and would you like to get together again"
She said "I'll see you after school"
I was shy and so for awhile most of my love was touch and smile
So she said, "Come on over here."
I was nervous as you might guess
Still looking for something to slip down her dress
And she said, "Let's make it perfectly clear." She said

I don't like spiders and snakes
And that ain't what it takes to love me
You fool, you fool
I don't like spiders and snakes
And that ain't what it takes to love me
Like I wanna be loved by you

:):D:banghead:
 
  • #31
Thanks, Dingo. :blowkiss: It's made my evening knowing cane toadkind is safe for now. :cool2: I
SNIP


Kiki,
Could you use a few more smilies. lol :) j/k.
You told a very cute story.
I hate snakes but love this thread.
 
  • #32
I loooove that song, Ocean!!!! LoL I actually have it on my iPod. :D
 
  • #33
SNIP


Kiki,
Could you use a few more smilies. lol :) j/k.

I did have a post where I added lots of smilies just for Philamena but now I know she was part of that evil group trying to bring Websleuths down I have deleted them all. I thought about deleting the whole post but then I realised some of you may have already seen it and wondered where it disappeared to.
 

Guardians Monthly Goal

Members online

Online statistics

Members online
92
Guests online
1,581
Total visitors
1,673

Forum statistics

Threads
635,569
Messages
18,679,173
Members
243,297
Latest member
thaone
Back
Top