Man has permanent erection

  • #21
Oh!

LOL ~ it looked like you thought I was praying for permanent ones ;)

Nevahhhhhh!
 
  • #22
Dear Lord,

I want to take this opportunity once again to thank you for allowing me to be female.

Amen.
 
  • #23
Jeana (DP) said:
Dear Lord,

I want to take this opportunity once again to thank you for allowing me to be female.

Amen.


Amen !!
 
  • #24
Ok, I'm ready to share my erection story.

My 15 yo daughter on Tuesday came home from school VERY upset. Apparently she and a bunch of friends were hanging out in the hall goofing around when one of the boys cracked some joke and she hit his book that he was holding up in front of him.
:eek: The poor boy doubled over ...
and now won't speak to her ...
 
  • #25
golfmom said:
Ok, I'm ready to share my erection story.

My 15 yo daughter on Tuesday came home from school VERY upset. Apparently she and a bunch of friends were hanging out in the hall goofing around when one of the boys cracked some joke and she hit his book that he was holding up in front of him.
:eek: The poor boy doubled over ...
and now won't speak to her ...


OUCH!!! LOL His mama's never gonna be a grandma. :rolleyes:
 
  • #26
Jeana (DP) said:
OUCH!!! LOL His mama's never gonna be a grandma. :rolleyes:

Poor guy I bet he was mortified. I know that she sure was. :bang:
 
  • #27
Casshew said:
Believe me Lex, these days I pray for NO erections :rolleyes:

Would you care to elaborate, Oh Penis Story Queen?
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  • #28
Jovin, lets just say Paul missed me when he was away :silenced:
 
  • #29
Casshew said:
Jovin, lets just say Paul missed me when he was away :silenced:

You miss a headache too when it's gone! JUST KIDDING!

Don't hit me! I guess Poco didn't keep him "company" very well then, huh? I knew she was all talk and no action!

2cy9lz
 
  • #30
Truth be told - he hasn't mentioned Poco since he got back ;)
 
  • #31
Mabel said:
Probably 6 inches.

It must have been at least 7". Most guys that end up in prison are big dicks.
 
  • #32
MISSWASABI said:
What is it with these men in eastern bloc countries
with penis problems? Fallout from Chernobyl, perhaps?

When you're hot, you're hot.
 

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