ME - Tree impersonator arrested at downtown intersection

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Portland Press Herald:

Tree impersonator arrested in busy Portland intersection

Asher Woodworth, covered in branches, did not respond to officers who warned him to stay out of the intersection at Congress and High streets.
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When Portland police handcuffed Woodworth and placed him in a police cruiser, he was not wearing his tree branches, but was fully clothed.
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Woodworth; tree; High Street. I love this country.

The rest, with booking photo, video, at link above.
 
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The heighth of boredom?
 
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It was Treebeard looking for an ent-wife
 
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