NM - Man seeks to identify pooping jogger

[margarita25]

Apologies in advance, butt...just remembered this old joke from when i was a kid.

Q. When does a church stink to high heaven?
A. When you are sitting in your own pew!

( :floorlaugh: )

 

[margarita25]

Seriously though, this is at least the 4th pooping jogger now that I can think of here....there must be more!

 

[margarita25]

So I'm going to bounce of one of the reporters jokes and call this guy the "Pooper Intendent"

 

[x_files]

Anyone know why or the psychology behind pooping in revival's fields? other's lawns? medical condition?

 

[razzledazzle]

When my son was about 5 or 6 years old, he came home from school upset because a boy in class pooped his pants and other kids were laughing at him when they heard him tell the teacher. He is really sensitive and was worried something like that would happen to him.

I told him not to worry that if it ever happened to him, to ask to be excused, go to the bathroom, grab some paper towels, wet them, go into a stall, removes his shoes, pants and underwear carefully, clean himself with the wet paper towels, wrap undies in the paper towels, put jeans and shoes back on, throw undies and towels in the garbage, wash hands and return to class.

I thought that was the end of it until about a year later when I was sitting in car line and my blonde haired, blue-eyed little brat came running to the car, jumped in the back seat, hugged me around the neck from behind and says, "I love you mama, you give the best advice ever"! I was like hmm, ok... what do you mean?

He told me that we needed to go straight home because he wasn't wearing underwear, because he had sharted at school and had to throw his undies in the trash!!! I about died laughing, then I gave him another important piece of advice. "Never, ever trust a fart!"

We both laughed! He was such a little Pooper Trooper!

True Story.

 

[dotr]

Anyone know why or the psychology behind pooping in revival's fields? other's lawns? medical condition?

https://www.menshealth.com/health/a19541248/psychology-of-the-serial-pooper/

<header class="content-header standard-header"> [h=1]Here's Why 'Serial Poopers' Just Can't Stop Pooping in Public[/h] [h=2]Experts explain the psychological drive behind pooping for all to see

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In September, it was the &#8220;mad pooper,&#8221; who, when out for her morning jogs&#8212;her &#8220;morning runs,&#8221; if you will&#8212;defecated in front yards, on sidewalks, and even in front of a drugstore.

More recently, Southern Illinois University reported on a &#8220;bowel movement bandit&#8221; who&#8217;d pooped in dorm washing machines not just once or twice, but eight times. Not in empty machines, either&#8212;the pooper was dumping into clothes that had already been through the wash cycle.

Are these public poopings due to extraordinarily loose bowels? Or are they the ultimate &#8220;screw you&#8221;? Most likely, it&#8217;s the latter, says clinical psychologist Sharon Chirban, Ph.D. of Amplify Wellness & Performance in Boston.

&#8220;It is the ultimate F.U. and vandalism crime,&#8221; she says. Now, she says, there are exceptions to the rule, like for those in full-blown psychosis, who may not realize where they are, and people on a bar crawl without access to a public bathroom&#8212;but even then, they tend to slip behind dumpsters for some measure of privacy.

&#8220;As with other vandalizing behavior like tire slashing, graffiti, or salting lawns, the motivation is anger or envy,&#8221; she explains. &#8220;Maybe the lawn pooper is envious of those in that neighborhood.

&#8220;These people might also have a thought disorder, believing that this is what it takes to be recognized,&#8221; Dr. Rossi says. In other words, they may have had an issue with something else, but believe they wouldn&#8217;t be listened to or acknowledged&#8212;so they had to poop to make it known.

And of course, recognized they are. Poop is actually quite a powerful tool, Dr. Chirban, and it shows aggression in the most primal fashion possible.

 

[DakotaMayi]

When my son was about 5 or 6 years old, he came home from school upset because a boy in class pooped his pants and other kids were laughing at him when they heard him tell the teacher. He is really sensitive and was worried something like that would happen to him.

I told him not to worry that if it ever happened to him, to ask to be excused, go to the bathroom, grab some paper towels, wet them, go into a stall, removes his shoes, pants and underwear carefully, clean himself with the wet paper towels, wrap undies in the paper towels, put jeans and shoes back on, throw undies and towels in the garbage, wash hands and return to class.

I thought that was the end of it until about a year later when I was sitting in car line and my blonde haired, blue-eyed little brat came running to the car, jumped in the back seat, hugged me around the neck from behind and says, "I love you mama, you give the best advice ever"! I was like hmm, ok... what do you mean?

He told me that we needed to go straight home because he wasn't wearing underwear, because he had sharted at school and had to throw his undies in the trash!!! I about died laughing, then I gave him another important piece of advice. "Never, ever trust a fart!"

We both laughed! He was such a little Pooper Trooper!

True Story.

OMGGGGG, first post to properly read in a few days and it's this one! Thanks razzle & little razzle! :floorlaugh:

 

[DakotaMayi]

Seriously: What is the deal with public poopers and joggers? whyyyyyyy always joggers?

 

[margarita25]

Seriously: What is the deal with public poopers and joggers? whyyyyyyy always joggers?

They have the runs girl!

 

[tlcya]

Oh my gosh, how did I miss this one for so long???

[FONT=&amp]According to a story published by [/FONT]Rogalands Avis' Frode Olsen[FONT=&amp] (h/t [/FONT]Golf News Net[FONT=&amp]), Stavanger Golf Club in Stavanger, Norway, has been beset by an unknown, pants-dropping menace for the last decade.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/...holes-at-norwegian-golf-course-still-at-large

[/FONT]&#8220;He has a couple favorite holes,&#8221; groundskeeper Kenneth Tennfjord told the Rogaland Avis newspaper. &#8220;And we know it is a man because the poos are too massive to be from a woman.&#8221;

https://nypost.com/2015/07/28/a-mystery-man-has-been-pooping-in-golf-holes-for-a-decade/

vice sports article

 

[DakotaMayi]

They have the runs girl!

OMG :floorlaugh: LOLOL, that's it. I'm completely dead!

 

[DakotaMayi]

Oh my gosh, how did I miss this one for so long???

[FONT=&amp]According to a story published by [/FONT]Rogalands Avis' Frode Olsen[FONT=&amp] (h/t [/FONT]Golf News Net[FONT=&amp]), Stavanger Golf Club in Stavanger, Norway, has been beset by an unknown, pants-dropping menace for the last decade.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/...holes-at-norwegian-golf-course-still-at-large

[/FONT]&#8220;He has a couple favorite holes,&#8221; groundskeeper Kenneth Tennfjord told the Rogaland Avis newspaper. &#8220;And we know it is a man because the poos are too massive to be from a woman.&#8221;

https://nypost.com/2015/07/28/a-mystery-man-has-been-pooping-in-golf-holes-for-a-decade/

vice sports article

BBM. OH LORD!!! :laughing:

 

[margarita25]

Oh my gosh, how did I miss this one for so long???

[FONT=&]According to a story published by [/FONT]Rogalands Avis' Frode Olsen[FONT=&] (h/t [/FONT]Golf News Net[FONT=&]), Stavanger Golf Club in Stavanger, Norway, has been beset by an unknown, pants-dropping menace for the last decade.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/...holes-at-norwegian-golf-course-still-at-large

[/FONT]&#8220;He has a couple favorite holes,&#8221; groundskeeper Kenneth Tennfjord told the Rogaland Avis newspaper. &#8220;And we know it is a man because the poos are too massive to be from a woman.&#8221;

https://nypost.com/2015/07/28/a-mystery-man-has-been-pooping-in-golf-holes-for-a-decade/

vice sports article

Bahahahaha :floorlaugh:

From the above link:

"Hole-in-one? No. 2 in the hole is more like it." :biggrin:


Mystery pooper has tortured golf course for a decade
https://nypost.com/2015/07/28/a-mystery-man-has-been-pooping-in-golf-holes-for-a-decade/

 

[dotr]

Graphic video.
http://canoe.com/news/national/watch-b-c-woman-squats-poops-then-hurls-feces-at-tim-hortons-employee

May 16, 2018
It was literally a crappy day for one British Columbia woman.

A viral video circulating the Internet appears to be surveillance footage from a Tim Hortons in Langley, B.C. The video — reportedly shot this past Monday — shows a woman screaming at a server angrily before she leans against a wall, pulls down her pants, squats and defecates on the floor.

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A woman at a Langley, B.C. Tim Hortons hurled feces at employees this past Monday. (LiveLeak)

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[JerseyGirl]

Kenilworth superintendent who allegedly pooped on Holmdel track due in court today

Thomas Tramaglini, 42, schools superintendent in Kenilworth, was charged April 30 after police investigated reports that Holmdel High School staff were finding human excrement on or near the school track and football field on a daily basis.

 

[DakotaMayi]

Kenilworth superintendent who allegedly pooped on Holmdel track due in court today

Thomas Tramaglini, 42, schools superintendent in Kenilworth, was charged April 30 after police investigated reports that Holmdel High School staff were finding human excrement on or near the school track and football field on a daily basis.

I'm just dying at this "UPDATE: Kenilworth superintendent accused of pooping at Holmdel high school appears in court, offers no explanation"

What explanation could he have provided?????? Really?! LOL

 

[margarita25]

Bump....too bad all the “likes” were lost in the transfer. We have had quite a group here over the years!

 

[FlossyMay]

You guys are cray cray and I love you for it.

 

[margarita25]

You guys are cray cray and I love you for it.

Bahahaha

 

[dotr]

https://nypost.com/2018/07/23/female-poop-jogger-still-on-the-run-in-inner-city/
July 21 2018
"Poo jogger ‘on the run’ in Sydney suburb
SYDNEY’S own poo jogger, a blonde woman caught defecating outside a Pyrmont bottle shop may be “on the run” around the suburb."
"The story unfolded when owners saw what they thought was the second deposit by a large dog at the back of the bottle shop on Tuesday morning.

The mess hadn’t been there when one of the owners went out, around 9am in broad daylight, but was there when he returned just an hour later, with shreds of toilet paper.

This allowed Porters to view a small window of its store CCTV and the owners were astonished to see it was a blonde runner pulling down her activewear to poo in the lane."

Why people poo in public
"Perhaps not surprisingly, there’s been little study into the psychology behind why people would choose to poo in public, but Australian psychologist Sandy Rea said that in some unusual cases — although not specifically in Mr Macintosh’s case — it may be to serve a “sexual fantasy”.

“They get a thrill. They get an arousal, but underlying that gratification is anger and a thought disorder.”
"Clinical psychologist Sharon Chirban of Amplify Wellness and Performance in Boston, told Men’s Health that the act of pooing in public was at the height of “vandalism crime”.

“It’s a statement,” says Chirban. “They’re expressing aggression through an egregious act.”

“As with other vandalising behaviour like tire slashing, graffiti, or salting lawns, the motivation can be anger or envy.

“Maybe the lawn pooper is envious of those in that neighbourhood. Maybe the laundry pooper is angry about the laziness of others to empty washers in a timely fashion.”