NM - Man seeks to identify pooping jogger

  • #81
The logs were logged into evidence :biggrin:
 
  • #82
Have we gotten the results of the poolygraph back yet?

:biggrin:
 
  • #83
The jogger has officially been named as a P.O.O., I mean P.O.I., in the case. :)
 
  • #84
The verdict is in!!!!

Not guilty by reason of Irritable Bowel Syndrome.
 
  • #85
What's the latest scoop on the poop?

Dear Dewey:

Hello My Schnauzer friend - Drink a couple of jugs of Magnesium Citrate one time

You can get it in different flavors at the drug store, Grape, Cherry, Lemon-Lime.

:facepalm:
 
  • #86
Wonder if the poopy jogger will, like some criminals, return to the scene? I guess it Depends.....
 
  • #87
Do you guys hear? The suspect was found guilty! While being led away from the court room, she was heard yelling "BUTT I'M INNOCENT!!!"
 
  • #88
Do you guys hear? The suspect was found guilty! While being led away from the court room, she was heard yelling "BUTT I'M INNOCENT!!!"

In a secret discussion with a jail mate.... The Jogging Pooper was overheard saying...

"I will plead Insanity.... I am just CRAZY about pooping on people's lawns!" :skip:
 
  • #89
In a secret discussion with a jail mate.... The Jogging Pooper was overheard saying...

"I will plead Insanity.... I am just CRAZY about pooping on people's lawns!" :skip:


Judge, for restitution, may I offer my Free Fertilizer Services?
 
  • #90
Judge, for restitution, may I offer my Free Fertilizer Services?

and the Judage responds...

"Bailiff!.... Whack her pee-pee... Ahem... Ummm... POO-POO!"

( Old Cheech and Chong skit)
 
  • #91
Any more poos, I mean, news?
 
  • #92
No news right now, but don't pooh-pooh the idea that the pooper may eventually be spotted in the neighborhood
 
  • #93
  • #94
No news right now, but don't pooh-pooh the idea that the pooper may eventually be spotted in the neighborhood

Scatologically speaking, LE has high hopes a stool pidgeon may come forward.
 
  • #95
Oh, my... this thread is full of manure!!!!
 
  • #96
I'd bump this thread with the little bumpy guy, but then we might have to bust out the hemorrhoid cream. :biggrin:
 
  • #97
They caught her, but she's got an alibi. She says she was dropping the kids off at the pool.
 
  • #98
I have a feeling Margo and Reg were behind this....

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OA1tpr0kZ5Q"]Margo's Cargo - Stompin' Tom Connors - YouTube[/ame]
 
  • #99
I heard she was really "cheeky" when LE caught her a prior time... :behind:

When they asked her where she was from... she replies, "Uranus"!

:silly:

I don't think she was from Uranus, I think she was from Pooto, or maybe that planet with many moons! :behind:
 
  • #100
Finding the poopetrator could prove to be quite a crapshoot...
 

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