PA - 100,000 eggs worth $40K poached from trailer.

[sds71]

FRANKLIN COUNTY, Pa. (WHTM)– Pennsylvania State Police are searching for suspects after 100,000 eggs were allegedly stolen from an egg distributor in Franklin County.

According to police, officers responded to Pete & Jerry’s Organics in Antrim Township for a reported theft of 100,000 eggs. The eggs were stolen from the back of a distribution trailer on Feb. 1, 2025, at 8:40 p.m.

Police said the stolen eggs hold a retail value of $40,000

https://www.abc27.com/local-news/police-searching-for-suspects-in-theft-of-100000-eggs/

 

[LondonBloke]

Hope the suspect(s) didn't put all the eggs in one basket.

 

[PGHJW]

"Poached."

Heh.

 

[Twick]

Someone was clearly a rotten egg.

 

[Black Diamond]

If the thief gets caught, he/she will certainly have egg on their face.

 

[wtiger]

eggstraordinary

 

[Motoman_90]

Of all the things to steal

 

[PGHJW]

Maybe my local store got them. I bought an 18 ct today and didn't pay any more than I have in recent memory.

 

[sds71]

Another one:

500+ eggs whisked away during Seattle breakfast heist, police scramble to crack case

Police are investigating a brazen theft at a West Seattle cafe where thieves made off with hundreds of eggs and other breakfast foods.

komonews.com

 

[Soulmagent]

I am not gonna lie ,I was gunning to blame the egg heist issue on waffle house but I remembered they quit poaching eggs years ago.
I hope they crack these cases soon, before we have dozens of them .

 

[INfisherman]

How closely did they eggsamine the crime scene? We don’t need anything henpecked.

Since there isn’t an eggspiration date on chickens, they should’ve been stolen too IMO. But in that case, which to steal first? The chickens or the eggs?

Eggsellent questions IMO. If they follow the clues this all should be over easy barring something gets scrambled during the investigation.

But, on the other hand….you do have different fingers. Omelette y’all figure this one out on your own.

Too much? Let the groaning commence.

 

[Soulmagent]

How closely did they eggsamine the crime scene? We don’t need anything henpecked.

Since there isn’t an eggspiration date on chickens, they should’ve been stolen too IMO. But in that case, which to steal first? The chickens or the eggs?

Eggsellent questions IMO. If they follow the clues this all should be over easy barring something gets scrambled during the investigation.

But, on the other hand….you do have different fingers. Omelette y’all figure this one out on your own.

Too much? Let the groaning commence.

I think your post egg-nighted a fire under my shell gland. It's about to be over lighted lite!

 

[INfisherman]

I think your post egg-nighted a fire under my shell gland. It's about to be over lighted lite!

I hope they’re prosecuted with eggstreme prejudice.

 

[Soulmagent]

I hope they’re prosecuted with eggstreme prejudice.

It will be boiling over with enough of that to scramble the senses.
100,000 Eggs Stolen—Why This Pennsylvania Heist Matters Now
I am eggtremely concerned.

 

[sds71]

Could it be a Henside job?

Sorry…

 

[Vern]

...

Too much? Let the groaning commence.

Respectfully sliced by me.

Nah, I'm gonna go over easy on 'ya as you're obviously either deviled or cracked.

Unless the news is eggsagerating, seems to me that you folks may have a problem with an Eggs Benedict Arnold going on with someone traiting in poached and/or stolen eggs.

Law enforcement batter get them whipped up and folded into the clink right away by making an eggsample of them; easter is coming.

What is going on down there with the eggs lately?

 

[Soulmagent]

Could it be a Henside job?

Sorry…

It almost seem "quackers'' . So I assume so .

 

[acutename]

It's no yolk despite all the puns. They are valuable and some company /people are out $$$.

 

[I am not Sherlock H.]

And when the thieves are caught……. it will be Eggszellent…… with all honors to the late Vincent Price, ‘Egghead’, on the original Batman television series. Also with Adam West, Burt Ward and a cast of others, Julie Newmar, Frank Gorshin, Caesar Romeo, etc.

A few of Egghead’s best quips from Batman courtesy of a short clip from MeTV…..

Yes, I’m not that young these days. And I remember early Saturday mornings and heading to the neighbor’s house to watch it on their large color console TV…. along with Jonny Quest. Afternoons it was Dark Shadows after school. Such wonderful memories……..