Pa EXORCISM IN HOME DEPOT

[Filly]

Unable to link but if anybody feels like laughing there was an Exorcism in a Home Depot outside of Philly the other day. I think for "the wood".

Anyway around the Globe hilarity has ensued. Example "In the name of Bob Vila I command you". Think it's Dillsburg. Cops were called. Nobody arrested. Our Philly Voice was on it quick and got a lil info.

Figured we needed a laugh. Wish this device would link. You can NOT make this **** up.

 

[borndem]

Bedbug-crazy ****.

 

[Filly]

Bedbug-crazy ****.

Maybe termite crazy.

Comments all over so funny.


The best is people saying "Nobody taped this? I want answers".

Keeping us sane @borndem, my friend.

 

[borndem]

You said it, pal-o-mine!

I found this MSM article -- I don't use FB, but the funny part may be "in there" somewhere.

Pa. Police Break Up ‘Exorcism' in Home Depot Lumber Aisle
Dickson City Police say a group was holding an 'exorcism' for the dead trees in the store's lumber aisle.
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source:
Pa. Police Break Up ‘Exorcism' in Home Depot Lumber Aisle

 

[Laughing]

Bedbug-crazy ****.

I prefer the term Guano-Psychotic, or Bat Sh*t Crazy.

Think that applies here, yes I do....

jmho ymmv lrr

 

[Filly]

I prefer the term Guano-Psychotic, or Bat **** Crazy.

Think that applies here, yes I do....

jmho ymmv lrr

Bwahahahaha

Asked the DD about it and said trees are living. Went into a stint on Mesmer and Ben Franklin.

It's plywood. Plywood. Not real. Fabricated. She starts cracking up said she was messing with me.

Yep, @Laughing bet **** crazy.

In the name of the almighty bring the price of plywood down. Linda Blair makes an appearance. The new Home Depot spokeswoman.

 

[Filly]

You said it, pal-o-mine!

I found this MSM article -- I don't use FB, but the funny part may be "in there" somewhere.

Pa. Police Break Up ‘Exorcism' in Home Depot Lumber Aisle
Dickson City Police say a group was holding an 'exorcism' for the dead trees in the store's lumber aisle.
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source:
Pa. Police Break Up ‘Exorcism' in Home Depot Lumber Aisle

Haha those UK papers are funny replies.

The poor cop.

ExorscismIsle 9. Oh nobody in Home Depot knows Isles. Ummmmm maybe by the light fixtures or window treatments a man is barking. Like a dog and a tree.

 

[meanmaryjean]

Art Bell once had a 'furniture psychic' on Coast to Coast AM (my night shift people will recognize this as the best thing around at 3am) years ago. We were DYING at the nurses' station that night. I suspect these people are part of that nuttiness.

 

[charminglane]

Saps.

 

[MajorHoople]

Cops called to 'disorderly exorcism of dead trees' in lumber aisle at Pennsylvania Home Depot | Daily Mail Online

'Police were called to break up a reported exorcism for dead trees in the lumber aisle of a Home Depot in Pennsylvania.

The Dickson City Police Department disclosed the bizarre incident in a Facebook post detailing the 911 calls it had received on Monday afternoon.

The description for a call at 3.26pm read: 'Disorderly people having an exorcism in the lumber aisle for the dead trees. They were escorted out of the building.'

The post quickly went viral as commenters begged to know more details about the scene."

 

[Filly]

Art Bell once had a 'furniture psychic' on Coast to Coast AM (my night shift people will recognize this as the best thing around at 3am) years ago. We were DYING at the nurses' station that night. I suspect these people are part of that nuttiness.

Art was the best.


Edit to say freaks me out when George has the terrifying possessed doll "Robert" guests on. Key West can keep that doll. I would not visit that museum. Nope.

 

[charminglane]

NO, def. not Robert Museum! Agree.

This thread has the best title!

 

[fred&edna]

No video but I'm sure it's got something to do with trees and photoSINthesis

 

[Bit of hope]

LOL

• 'There were two people hanging out in the lumber department doing their little exorcism thing,' the officer added

 

[drama_farmer]

Wait a minute, someone has their facts wrong here, LOL! How can dead trees be possessed by an evil entity? Bad reporting, once again!!!!!

 

[fred&edna]

Q: What did 6 6x6's say to a customer in Home Depot?
A: What an excellent day for an exorcism!

 

[drama_farmer]

Anyone else read the report of what the first responders ordered the treexcorcists to do...?

They told them to "make like a tree and leave..."

 

[Filly]

Q: What did 6 6x6's say to a customer in Home Depot?
A: What an excellent day for an exorcism!

STOP please @ fred&edna! Herface that Linda Blair. The original I was waaaay too old to go in my parents rooms and shove my I think 13 year old self at the bottom of the bed. Three nights in my dad said "You're afraid of that BS, but you're not afraid of the real evil out there"

Then I tried the two little brother's beds who booted me. Then during the day told me someday I'd have a baby that would fly and speak French.

 

[Filly]

Anyone else read the report of what the first responders ordered the treexcorcists to do...?

They told them to "make like a tree and leave..."

Excellent!

 

[Filly]

Oh I forgot about this! I don't get out much is an understatement. Thursday I was in a Home Depot with a friend.

People are cra in there especially trying to pick up wood. They'll run ya over to get their spot. I kind of see why there was an exorcism now. Albeit I'd have called The Church asked for a Jesuit Priest and had him cleanse the paint isles.

So many swatches and cans and matte, glaze. There just gotta be something evil in there.