Paris Hilton...what in the heck....

[Dark Knight]

....is she doing in this picture?

 

[Jules]

My guess would be tending to the crabs.... :innocent:

 

[Lauren]

Looks like she got some sand in her pumpkin patch. That was an overshare wasn't it?



Thank you for reading my post!:blushing:

 

[kato]

My guess would be tending to the crabs.... :innocent:

LMAO YUCK!!!

 

[Sally]

My guess would be tending to the crabs.... :innocent:

I'll go along with that. I wonder if she has them named?

 

[IdahoMom]

I wanna know what's on her belly button. Is it a bandaid, or is it a watermark?

 

[englishleigh]

My guess would be tending to the crabs.... :innocent:

Gross, but probably true!!

 

[T'sNana]

I am HOPEFUL that she is carrying a little bag that matches her bathing suit and is putting shells in it!!!

 

[Sassygerl]

Maybe her new baby pet kangaroo is in there?

 

[Juliana]

She's just nasty, imo.

 

[Taximom]

OK, I looked, even though I didn't really want to look, and now I'm sorry I looked!

I think I'll go read that tasty coffee thread again. :sick:

 

[Jules]

She's just nasty, imo.

Couldn't agree more.... NASTY!!!

As a mother of a daughter a few years younger than her, I am SOOOOOO glad mine is nothing like her. She seems to change boyfriends as often as clothes. If I was a young guy I wouldn't touch that with a 10 foot pole. :sick: :sick:

 

[Jules]

I wanna know what's on her belly button. Is it a bandaid, or is it a watermark?

My guess is she took her piercing out and covered it with tape so the crabs didn't get in the holes.

Ok, that sounds all wrong, but you get the point! :blushing: :angel:

 

[SewingDeb]

I am HOPEFUL that she is carrying a little bag that matches her bathing suit and is putting shells in it!!!

ROFL! I hope so too!

 

[kato]

Hope she's not planning to have a crab dinner. I know sorry but I couldn't resist.

 

[Jeana (DP)]

Maybe she's looking for her breasts? I mean, they're not where they belong. :innocent:

 

[IdahoMom]

Maybe she's swimming with her boyfriend and is inserting some sort of birth control.

 

[kato]

Maybe she's looking for her breasts? I mean, they're not where they belong. :innocent:

What breasts?

 

[Jules]

What breasts?

Maybe she's really a man and is adjusting herself and that is also why she has no breasts?!?!?!?!?! :innocent: :waitasec:

 

[Jeana (DP)]

What breasts?

That's what I mean. They're missing.