The Chili Penis!

[golfmom]

I swear they wrote this spoof for us!

http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i8276

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The restaurant chain was dealt a further publicity blow when it was discovered that Ms. Cuddles had been munching on a severed, 5 inch human penis, a scenario which quickly made the evening news.
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[Mabel]

Reminds me of what Bullwinkle always said:

"Eenie meanie, chili weenie"

 

[Jeana (DP)]

When I saw the title to this thread, I thought someone had a hole in his pants and got cold.

 

[Jules]

Jeana, would that make it an inny instead of an outty??? :waitasec: :laugh:

 

[Jeana (DP)]

Jeana, would that make it an inny instead of an outty??? :waitasec: :laugh:

You mean the old "shrinkage" excuse???? :liar:

 

[Jules]

You mean the old "shrinkage" excuse???? :liar:

Yep, exactly. Pretty limp excuse...