Woman injured in sex toy mishap

[TrackerSam]

And this years Darwin Award goes to this moron.

The accident was reported to local fire and rescue personnel about 1:30 a.m. on March 7, from an address on Rogers Drive. The man who made the 911 call said he had placed a sex toy over a saber saw blade, and then used the power tool on his partner, but the blade cut through the plastic and injured the woman.

http://www.9news.com/news/article/111490/337/Woman-injured-in-sex-toy-mishap?odyssey=obinsite

Let's practice safe sex people. If he pulls a power tool out :hills:.

 

[tlcya]

um

yeeeeeaaaaah

WTH?

 

[Steely Dan]

And this years Darwin Award goes to this moron.

The accident was reported to local fire and rescue personnel about 1:30 a.m. on March 7, from an address on Rogers Drive. The man who made the 911 call said he had placed a sex toy over a saber saw blade, and then used the power tool on his partner, but the blade cut through the plastic and injured the woman.

http://www.9news.com/news/article/111490/337/Woman-injured-in-sex-toy-mishap?odyssey=obinsite

Let's practice safe sex people. If he pulls a power tool out :hills:.

Ok, let's analyze this step by step;

Agreeing to make love-Good
Agreeing to use a sex toy- Good if you like it.
Adding a power tool to the equation-Bad idea.
Apparently not practicing before the first time with said power tool and toy-Very stupid idea.
Not being extremely cautious and gentle while using the combination for the first time-Stupid.

Total score = just shy of absolute moron. JMO

 

[rossva]

Did this article pop up on a current news feed? It happened 12:39 PM, Mar 10, 2009.

And this years Darwin Award goes to this moron.

The accident was reported to local fire and rescue personnel about 1:30 a.m. on March 7, from an address on Rogers Drive. The man who made the 911 call said he had placed a sex toy over a saber saw blade, and then used the power tool on his partner, but the blade cut through the plastic and injured the woman.

http://www.9news.com/news/article/111490/337/Woman-injured-in-sex-toy-mishap?odyssey=obinsite

Let's practice safe sex people. If he pulls a power tool out :hills:.

 

[TrackerSam]

Did this article pop up on a current news feed? It happened 12:39 PM, Mar 10, 2009.

Yes it did.

 

[tlcya]

Ok, let's analyze this step by step;

Agreeing to make love-Good
Agreeing to use a sex toy- Good if you like it.
Adding a power tool to the equation-Bad idea.
Apparently not practicing before the first time with said power tool and toy-Very stupid idea.
Not being extremely cautious and gentle while using the combination for the first time-Stupid.

Total score = just shy of absolute moron. JMO

I think you give this man and his partner waaaay more credit than they deserve!