Woman rips off testicles with bare hands

[golfmom]

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&e=3&u=/nm/crime_britain_testicle_dc

LONDON (Reuters) - A British woman was sentenced to two and a half years in jail Thursday for ripping off her ex-lover's testicle with her bare hands during a drunken brawl after he refused her sex.



Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage in May last year after Geoffrey Jones, 37, who had ended their long-term relationship, rejected her advances.


She grabbed him by the genitals, tearing off his left testicle, then hid it in her mouth before a friend of Jones handed it back to him saying "that's yours."


Monti, of Birkenhead, near Liverpool, pleaded guilty to unlawful wounding at an earlier hearing.

 

[Rachael]

I have heard that story and it's totally crazy. If I were the guy I would have punched her before she could have even grabbed them. Didn't he try to fight her off? I didn't think they would rip that easily..weird.

 

[Casshew]

We sure do love these stories here at WS :doh:

 

[Jeana (DP)]

She hid it in her mouth????? Just when I thought the story couldn't get any worse!!!! :hand: :hand: :hand: :hand: :hand: :hand: :doh:

 

[Timex]

LOL guess this guy can now consider himself as one of the "Saprano's".

 

[lisag]

In her mouth ????

You would think he would have been able to fight her off while she was....ah....pulling on it !!

 

[Arielle]

In her mouth ????

You would think he would have been able to fight her off while she was....ah....pulling on it !!

From what I understand, the brain more or less ceases to function when that portion of male anatomy is in extreme pain. So, I guess he couldn't fight her off.

 

[Jeana (DP)]

In her mouth ????

You would think he would have been able to fight her off while she was....ah....pulling on it !!

Gives teabagging a whole new meaning!

 

[Mabel]

Gives teabagging a whole new meaning!

I feel dumb, what was the old meaning?

 

[Txswthrt5]

I feel dumb, what was the old meaning?

Probably something you should look up, or maybe someone could PM you - definately not something that can be posted! eehhe

 

[Jeana (DP)]

Probably something you should look up, or maybe someone could PM you - definately not something that can be posted! eehhe

She's right - you might not want to know.

 

[Schmerty_Jones]

She's right - you might not want to know.

Enquiring Minds want to know! :innocent:

 

[Mabel]

Enquiring Minds want to know! :innocent:

I think we're gonna have to ask Cass.

 

[Txswthrt5]

Enquiring Minds want to know! :innocent:

Ummm - It has to do with the topic of this thread - and the oral stimulation of said topic, in a way...

 

[Jeana (DP)]

I'm PM each of you, but don't blame me, I didn't make it up.

 

[Mabel]

I'm PM each of you, but don't blame me, I didn't make it up.

Thanks, Jeana. I don't think I'll ever be able to make another cup of tea again without thinking of this.

 

[mysteriew]

she did it because he refused her sex? a friend was there? he had broken off the relationship?
but he was undressed enough that she could get at his testicles?

 

[Casshew]

I don't know what tea bagging is either... I didn't even understand the Clinton/cigar jokes until Jeana PM'd me with the scoop.

 

[Jeana (DP)]

I don't know what tea bagging is either... I didn't even understand the Clinton/cigar jokes until Jeana PM'd me with the scoop.

Need me to fill you in again?

 

[Casshew]

I think I am :chicken: