My Friday rally song for the jury (to the tune of "This is How We Do It" by Montell Jordan):
This is how we do it
It's Friday here in this jury chair
The party is here down in Stamford
So I reach for my pencil and I pick it up
Designated jury wading through all this muck
Evidence here is filthy
People on the 'net yelling, "Yo, she is guilty!"
It feels so good in my hood tonight
Unanimous verdict for Michi Troconis
Glad we got to her since we can't get Fotis
You gotta fill that sheet out to make this woman pay
So tip up your cup and throw your hands up
And let me hear the jury say
I found her guilty and it's because (This is how we do it)
This jury does it like nobody does (This is how we do it)
To all the Farbers, justice for Jennifer (This is how we do it)
To jail she's sent, now we're gonna do Kent (This is how we do it)
ETA: Adding
the video for those unfamiliar.