Caught in the act of romancing a vaccuum..

[shadowangel]

On the other hand, it's cheaper than getting a "normal" wax job.......

If that's what it comes down to, I'm glad I'm a guy

I'm staying away from those slatternly vacuums though, all provactively dressed in their stainless steel, flaunting their hoses...

 

[AlwaysShocked]

"Fractured penis"
Fracture of the penis is an uncommon disorder. Though conservative management has been practised, there is strong evidence that early surgical repair of the torn corpus cavernosum minimizes complications.1,2 Late penile deformity, suboptimum painful erections, difficulty in coitus, pulsatile diverticulum, and prolonged hospital stay are associated with conservative management.1,3 We routinely perform early repair and report our experience with a new, simple technique performed under local anaesthesia with same-day discharge of the patient.

http://www.rcsed.ac.uk/journal/vol43_2/4320009.htm

 

[GlitchWizard]

"Fractured penis"
Fracture of the penis is an uncommon disorder. Though conservative management has been practised, there is strong evidence that early surgical repair of the torn corpus cavernosum minimizes complications.1,2 Late penile deformity, suboptimum painful erections, difficulty in coitus, pulsatile diverticulum, and prolonged hospital stay are associated with conservative management.1,3 We routinely perform early repair and report our experience with a new, simple technique performed under local anaesthesia with same-day discharge of the patient.

http://www.rcsed.ac.uk/journal/vol43_2/4320009.htm

BWAHAHAHA!! ....same day discharge of the patient.... ha ha ha ha!

Guess it's a test-fire?

 

[gooniequeen]

 

[Anubis]

In the immortal words of Jack Bauer **DAMMIT**!! I am NEVER gonna be able to use a public vacuum again.

 

[GlitchWizard]

In the immortal words of Jack Bauer **DAMMIT**!! I am NEVER gonna be able to use a public vacuum again.

They might start selling them in the back room of X Mart now.

 

[mysteriew]

They might start selling them in the back room of X Mart now.

But X Mart would also have to have a dressing room in the back room. So that they could be "tried on" for size :crazy:

 

[LI_Mom]

As crazy as this is, I can understand it.

I'll NEVER understand the guy who was arrested for having sex with his BICYCLE. I just don't get the mechanics. lol

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1567410/Man-who-had-sex-with-bike-in-court.html

 

[shadowangel]

As crazy as this is, I can understand it.

I'll NEVER understand the guy who was arrested for having sex with his BICYCLE. I just don't get the mechanics. lol

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1567410/Man-who-had-sex-with-bike-in-court.html

According to the article, the guy was "dry-humping" the bike (just going through the motions, so to speak).
The vacuum though, there was actual...um...penetration, as I understand it.

(Did I really just type that?)

 

[LI_Mom]

According to the article, the guy was "dry-humping" the bike (just going through the motions, so to speak).
The vacuum though, there was actual...um...penetration, as I understand it.

(Did I really just type that?)

If anyone asks me, I'll deny you typed it, don't worry. lol

It just seems a person has to be pretty desperate to even CONSIDER a bicycle a suitable sex partner. A vacuum is more 'logical' (in a sick & depraved way.)

There sure are some weird people in this world, huh?

 

[shadowangel]

There sure are some weird people in this world, huh?

I was thinking the same thing while checking out the "Hoover" display at my local X-Mart....

 

[mysteriew]

I was thinking the same thing while checking out the "Hoover" display at my local X-Mart....

:ROTFL:

Please tell us that you didn't try it on for size!

 

[shadowangel]

:ROTFL:

Please tell us that you didn't try it on for size!

Well, the DustBuster was kinda cute....:blushing:

 

[mysteriew]

Well, the DustBuster was kinda cute....:blushing:

Mind telling me how you feel about picnic tables?

 

[shadowangel]

Mind telling me how you feel about picnic tables?

Hey, I was never convicted...The table didnt have a leg to stand on. The chest was lying too, I never put my hand in its drawers. :crazy:

 

[mysteriew]

Hey, I was never convicted...The table didnt have a leg to stand on. The chest was lying too, I never put my hand in its drawers. :crazy:

ROFL I should know that I could never get one over on you! Good one, never had your hand in it's drawers!

 

[GlitchWizard]

But X Mart would also have to have a dressing room in the back room. So that they could be "tried on" for size :crazy:

Our X Mart doesn't let you return anything once you've tried it.

Oh. You were kidding. Okay.

 

[GlitchWizard]

Hey, I was never convicted...The table didnt have a leg to stand on. The chest was lying too, I never put my hand in its drawers. :crazy:

Then HOW do you explain your underwear that was found at the scene in the drawers?

 

[shadowangel]

Then HOW do you explain your underwear that was found at the scene in the drawers?

They weren't mine, the picture framed me!!!!

 

[GlitchWizard]

They weren't mine, the picture framed me!!!!

A picture is worth a thousand words.

(But... talk is cheap!)