golfmom
Former Member
Jeana (DP) said:
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Jeana I think you missed the THREAD . . .
Take a BITE out of crime.
Ya might wanna check that one out ... LOL
Fractured Penis
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Jeana I think you missed the THREAD . . .
Take a BITE out of crime.
Ya might wanna check that one out ... LOL
Jeana (DP)
Former Member
Sudzi said:
I'm not gonna tell her.
You tell her!!
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Sudzi, When I go to work in the morning (had today off) I have to tell the girl I work with about this thread---and ask her what type of therapy would be provided. If she doesnt hit me over the head, I will be surprised. The thought of someone coming in---what would he wear?? I was just thinking would the doctor order Aquatic Therapy?? or Manual Therapy?? And we have only male therapists....who would want this case? I have to ask the guys about this one.
Another question--if hes had a problem with a broken "willie" for 10 years (?) what has he been doing for the past ten years?? Did he "break" it to the left, right, up, or is it just hanging there?
Another question--if hes had a problem with a broken "willie" for 10 years (?) what has he been doing for the past ten years?? Did he "break" it to the left, right, up, or is it just hanging there?
So many questions!! :crazy:Txmom said:
I'm still having some trouble with how you actually go about breaking one? I've had a little experience in this arena but I don't think I've ever broken one....and I break everything!:waitasec:
Mabel
Former Member
A song for the broken penis man:
I can think of younger days when looking for a wife
I did everything a man could want to do
I could never see tomorrow, but I was never told about the sorrow
And how can you mend a broken wang?
How can you stop the thing from falling down?
How can you blame this man for whining?
Sex makes the world go round.
How can you mend this broken man?
When will my penis work again?
Please help me mend my broken wang and let me make love again
I can think of younger days when looking for a wife
I did everything a man could want to do
I could never see tomorrow, but I was never told about the sorrow
And how can you mend a broken wang?
How can you stop the thing from falling down?
How can you blame this man for whining?
Sex makes the world go round.
How can you mend this broken man?
When will my penis work again?
Please help me mend my broken wang and let me make love again
My Ding-A-Ling-A-Ling
When I was a little biddy boy
My grandma bought me a cute little toy
Two Silver bells on a string
She told me it was my ding-a-ling-a-ling
My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling
My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling
When I was little boy In Grammar school
Always went by the very best rule
But Evertime the bell would ring
You'd catch me playing with my ding-a-ling
Once while climbing the garden wall,
Slipped and fell had a very bad fall
I fell so hard I heard birds sing,
But I held on to My ding-a-ling
Once while swimming cross turtle creek
Man them snappers right at my feet
Sure was hard swimming cross that thing
with both hands holding my dingaling
Now this here song it ain't so bad
Prettiest little song that you ever had
And those of you who will not sing
must be playing with your on Ding-a-ling
When I was a little biddy boy
My grandma bought me a cute little toy
Two Silver bells on a string
She told me it was my ding-a-ling-a-ling
My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling
My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling
When I was little boy In Grammar school
Always went by the very best rule
But Evertime the bell would ring
You'd catch me playing with my ding-a-ling
Once while climbing the garden wall,
Slipped and fell had a very bad fall
I fell so hard I heard birds sing,
But I held on to My ding-a-ling
Once while swimming cross turtle creek
Man them snappers right at my feet
Sure was hard swimming cross that thing
with both hands holding my dingaling
Now this here song it ain't so bad
Prettiest little song that you ever had
And those of you who will not sing
must be playing with your on Ding-a-ling
Jeana (DP)
Former Member
Timex, that was a pretty risque song for its time. And that "Mama's Got a Squeeze Box" one too.