I've been thinking a lot about SM, and among the really weird things about him is that he really seems to believe that life will turn out like a movie and seems genuinely shocked when things don't turn out the way he thinks they will.
Examples:
"If Kat can just get a girl in here, we'll seduce her and it will suddenly be like a scene from *advertiser censored* movie, but ickier, with bondage, and girl-on-girl action, and hitting and whatnot, then, later, after I've added another girl to my burgeoning harem, our other friends will arrive, we'll do a demo, and then we'll have an even bigger group sex scene, with more people involved than a *advertiser censored* movie would dare to contemplate"
"OK, this outcome was suboptimal... let's call the tarot card reader in. She'll know what to do with this dead body on the floor. We'll talk, and she'll come up with something brilliant and we'll all take this conspiracy to our graves."
"Stupid jail. I hate it here. I KNOW! I'll get a drug addict to help me start a drug business, and in no time, I'll blast my way out of jail, jump into a waiting car, and then Bonnie and I will captain a boat to Australia! Where I will become a famous fight scene choreographer, and as long as we don't make the stupid mistake that Roman Polanski made by going to Switzerland, it'll all be good!"
"UT OH. Roberta wasn't too keen on going to prison for my crime. Simple. We'll just run her off the road, plant a suicide note that points to her retired-Marine boyfriend as the murderer, and he'll go to prison. Sorry, dude, had to be done!"
"OK, well, if something goes wrong with all of my cinematic plans, Kat and I can always just commit suicide in a theatrical and twisted fashion, and then our souls will be united in the next life. The movie version will be awesome."
I mean, really?