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Saccharine, I know, but still.

[video=youtube;6u9FrXBWu_I]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6u9FrXBWu_I[/video]
 
atthelake said:
Love those moderators that feed us! Thank you so much.

Is anyone going to the New Orleans Jazz Festival next weekend? I would love to meet folks!

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If this crud that has invaded my home goes away I plan on being there !
 
katiecoolady said:
I like it all Sugar.

But if you need an antidote to the last (understandable as it is dark) there is this little sweet song, continuing my Joni/France theme. ;) There's a line about a "little bit of instant bliss" which I think everyone can use. :D

Joni Mitchell - Yvette In English - YouTube
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KCL, you and Mr. Mertz would make the perfect couple - if there's anyone he loves more than Diana Krall, it's Joni Mitchell!!!

He and I diverge when it comes to her - I like her early stuff whereas he adores her whole catalog. That's cool, because he can't understand why I like this...

N Sync - Bye Bye Bye - YouTube

and this...

Backstreet Boys - I Want It That Way - YouTube

but he's with me on this...

[video=youtube;IC8qPpnD0uE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IC8qPpnD0uE[/video]
 
VivianVance said:
KCL, you and Mr. Mertz would make the perfect couple - if there's anyone he loves more than Diana Krall, it's Joni Mitchell!!!

He and I diverge when it comes to her - I like her early stuff whereas he adores her whole catalog. That's cool, because he can't understand why I like this...

N Sync - Bye Bye Bye - YouTube

and this...

Backstreet Boys - I Want It That Way - YouTube

but he's with me on this...

What Goes Around...Comes Around (Short Version) - YouTube
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Never figured you for the boy band type, Viv, but hey! Whatever works!
 
Sleuth5 said:
Never figured you for the boy band type, Viv, but hey! Whatever works!
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Not a boy band thingy, but my boyfriend knew when he bought Fleetwood Mac tickets that I had to be on Lindseys side of the stage...God ! He is still HAWT after all these years IMO
 
cubbeegirl said:
Not a boy band thingy, but my boyfriend knew when he bought Fleetwood Mac tickets that I had to be on Lindseys side of the stage...God ! He is still HAWT after all these years IMO
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Sigh...so is Stevie.... :blushing:
 
If you're taking a break from the JA trial but would enjoy a fabulous legal thriller, Runaway Jury is on AMC this afternoon at 3:00PM (EDT). The film stars John Cusack, Gene Hackman, and Dustin Hoffman. DH and I watched it last night despite the numerous commercials during the 3-hour presentation.

Runaway Jury (2003)

A juror on the inside and a woman on the outside manipulate a court trial involving a major gun manufacturer.
 
BetteDavisEyes said:
If you're taking a break from the JA trial but would enjoy a fabulous legal thriller, Runaway Jury is on AMC this afternoon at 3:00PM (EDT). The film stars John Cusack, Gene Hackman, and Dustin Hoffman. DH and I watched it last night despite the numerous commercials during the 3-hour presentation.

Runaway Jury (2003)

A juror on the inside and a woman on the outside manipulate a court trial involving a major gun manufacturer.
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Thanks ! Good flick !
 
Sleuth5 said:
Never figured you for the boy band type, Viv, but hey! Whatever works!
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Well, I did start off with the greatest boy band of all - The Beatles! The preteen girl in me is always near the surface, which is why, when I had the chance, I gave some frenzied Menudo fans a backstage peak into this (well, not at this particular venue):

[video=youtube;fiy6FXCnNp4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiy6FXCnNp4[/video]
 
VivianVance said:
Well, I did start off with the greatest boy band of all - The Beatles! The preteen girl in me is always near the surface, which is why, when I had the chance, I gave some frenzied Menudo fans a backstage peak into this (well, not at this particular venue):

Menudo - ZUBADOR - Ricky Martin 1984 - YouTube
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Well, as you know, I share that fascination. The Beatles are my favorite! Period!

[video=youtube;VMxyK9azXR4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMxyK9azXR4[/video]
 
For Sleuth....

[video=youtube;q2NNhLZE5Rs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2NNhLZE5Rs[/video]
 
And she's still rockin...Dave Grohl is great IMO...notice the introduction made by him for Stevie....

[video=youtube;XiV4_Zl2gPc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiV4_Zl2gPc[/video]
 
Some humor to add to our music. These were sent to me in Facebook... Some of them look like they could have been asked in a recent trial we have all been watching! :giggle:

HOW DO COURT RECORDERS KEEP STRAIGHT FACES????
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place.

ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!
_______________________________
ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
____________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
____________________________________________
ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?
WITNESS: July 18th.
ATTORNEY: What year?
WITNESS: Every year.
_____________________________________
ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you?
WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?
WITNESS: Forty-five years.
_________________________________
ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget..
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
___________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
____________________________________

ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: He's 20, much like your IQ.
___________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you *****ting me?
_________________________________________
ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Getting laid
____________________________________________

ATTORNEY: She had three children , right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
____________________________________________
ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death..
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Take a guess.
___________________________________________

ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male.
_____________________________________
ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
_________________________________________
ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral...
_________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.
____________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?

______________________________________
And last:

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No..
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
 
Softail said:
Some humor to add to our music. These were sent to me in Facebook... Some of them look like they could have been asked in a recent trial we have all been watching! :giggle:

HOW DO COURT RECORDERS KEEP STRAIGHT FACES????
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place.

ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!
_______________________________
ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
____________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
____________________________________________
ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?
WITNESS: July 18th.
ATTORNEY: What year?
WITNESS: Every year.
_____________________________________
ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you?
WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?
WITNESS: Forty-five years.
_________________________________
ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget..
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
___________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
____________________________________

ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: He's 20, much like your IQ.
___________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you *****ting me?
_________________________________________
ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Getting laid
____________________________________________

ATTORNEY: She had three children , right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
____________________________________________
ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death..
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Take a guess.
___________________________________________

ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male.
_____________________________________
ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
_________________________________________
ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral...
_________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.
____________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?

______________________________________
And last:

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No..
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
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These are great !!!!:floorlaugh::floorlaugh::floorlaugh:
 
One more from me then I am off my Stevie worship for awhile,she will be 65 May 26 th ...rock on oh my queen...this is her latest song she wrote about her godson who o.d'd on heroin....the more I hear it the more I like it...hell I am ready to kick Lindsey to the curb and replace him with Dave Grohl, he seems to get Stevie rockin again...

[video=youtube;L0r0I7r6BR8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0r0I7r6BR8[/video]
 
Absolutely hilarious, Softail!

There were some good ones we could add from the KC trial. I wish I had kept track of some of the better ones.

I think this should be reposted every few days, especially during times of high stress.
 
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