Translation:
You people who told me to quit
I am a national hero.
I speak like this because I am a very important person. For those of you who are less glorified, this means "many urgent issues face us now".
I could have solved all that.
I'm puzzled that people think it's weird to lie about one's race, but the bright side is, I'm also an international celebrity now.
Who defines race and ethnicity.
I'm too chicken to tell the truth but I manage to make it a virtue.
Wow, some black people have been quoted in the press and it's all because of me. Dang I'm good.
I really thought that I wouldn't get caught.
I'm changing the topic to distract from my dishonesty.
I'm only saying this because I want you to forget about my current disgrace but I'm still the lone voice that the entire race has.
I'm the only one who ever did anything in Spokane NAACP.
I'm always thinking altruistically.
If I sound pompous enough you will think that I did this voluntarily.
I am the best thing since sliced bread.
Please stop talking about my disgrace.
I can do a short sentence if I try.
I was fired but they let me write poems about it.
Did you get all that? It's all because of me.
Whew, I got to the end without addressing any of my lies.