zelmajane
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Seems like if there was anyone that saw her jogging that morning they would have already gone straight to the police.......not BC's attorney.
Isn't this just the most transparent form of lawyer spin?
And I suppose OJ is still relentlessly tracking down Nicole's real killer. oh please.
He probably hasn't been able to stop wetting on himself yet....attorney's only dream of being able to represent and be associated with a high profile crime.
Dear Sleazy High Powered Lawyers Everywhere,
Please don't ever try to use the "Rush to Judgment" nomenclature as an excuse for why your client has been fingered as a suspect or {gasp} even charged with a crime. Okay? Look, OJ Simpson's "dream team" ruined it for you. Just deal with it. It was used ONE time really effectively on a jury with an IQ matching my shoe size (unfortunately). YOU cannot use it. Sorry, but you just can't. You'll look stoooopid if you try. Because no one is going to buy that as an excuse anymore. So blame that one on OJ and his "Dream Team." YOU will have to find some new clever ploy. Side note: please avoid using the words 'fit' with 'acquit.'
Also, putting up a website asking for info on the "real" killers is just plain tacky. Everyone knows to call law enforcement if they know or have seen something. It makes you look desperate and well...kind of obvious in a "look my client did it but {wink-wink} let's pretend he didn't" way. Seriously. Does anyone buy that old ploy anymore? Hey, 1995 called and would like it's crime solving cyberweb page back.
Oh...and when you finally get to court and are presented with DNA results...ummm...yeah....no one is really going to believe that EVERY DNA sample was {cough}contaminated{/cough} and somehow your guy or gal was fingered when it was soooo not him/her. Again, well-played in the OJ case, but not gonna fly anymore.
Okay thanks. I hope that helps you out a bit.
Love,
Me
Dear Sleazy High Powered Lawyers Everywhere,
Love,
Me
To post that on their website is grossly unprofessional. I don't know how they expect to be perceived as anything but sleazy at this point.
Dear Sleazy High Powered Lawyers Everywhere,
Please don't ever try to use the "Rush to Judgment" nomenclature as an excuse for why your client has been fingered as a suspect or {gasp} even charged with a crime. Okay? Look, OJ Simpson's "dream team" ruined it for you. Just deal with it. It was used ONE time really effectively on a jury with an IQ matching my shoe size (unfortunately). YOU cannot use it. Sorry, but you just can't. You'll look stoooopid if you try. Because no one is going to buy that as an excuse anymore. So blame that one on OJ and his "Dream Team." YOU will have to find some new clever ploy. Side note: please avoid using the words 'fit' with 'acquit.'
Also, putting up a website asking for info on the "real" killers is just plain tacky. Everyone knows to call law enforcement if they know or have seen something. It makes you look desperate and well...kind of obvious in a "look my client did it but {wink-wink} let's pretend he didn't" way. Seriously. Does anyone buy that old ploy anymore? Hey, 1995 called and would like it's crime solving cyberweb page back.
Oh...and when you finally get to court and are presented with DNA results...ummm...yeah....no one is really going to believe that EVERY DNA sample was {cough}contaminated{/cough} and somehow your guy or gal was fingered when it was soooo not him/her. Again, well-played in the OJ case, but not gonna fly anymore.
Okay thanks. I hope that helps you out a bit.
Love,
Me
Next thing you know, BC's lawyers will have him writing a "journal" that just happens to show up at trial...
possible entries include:
Friday night
Dear Diary,
I came home early from the neighborhood barbeque tonight to give the girls (Belle (or is it Bella?) and Katie a bath LIKE I DO EVERY NIGHT, and read highly educational and enriching stories to them LIKE I DO EVERY NIGHT and put them to bed in their FAVORITE COLOR pajamas because I am a good father. (*note to self, look up girls favorite colors on that list and insert later.)
Nancy remained at the party, which I was thrilled about, because I encourage her to have MOMMYS NIGHT OUT whenever she wants it! She deserves it, even though she doesnt earn any money and spends all of MINE on expensive paintings and wild shopping sprees
*note to self, buy white out at HT in the a.m. and white out italicized stuff per pesky lawyers.
Saturday morning
Dear Diary,
5 a.m.ish
Woke up EARLY today! I have to make sure I have my supplies to do everyones laundry and make a nutritious breakfast for the girls, especially since Nancy will be out jogging for who knows how long! LOL! Ill make a run to HT. I am so thrilled that she gets to have this time to herself. I will probably just lose myself in playing Barbies with the girls and 5 hours may go by before I notice shes gone! Thats just me! I guess today will be another one of Nancys STINK DAYS!! I admire the way she can just run to her hearts content with only a stick of gum, no phone, nothing! I wish I had the tenacity to train like she does!
9:00 a.m.
Guess Ill have to cancel my tennis match, as Nancy isnt home yet. Im so happy for her as she just loves to stop off after running and get some coffee. I am not at all competitive in sports, so it really doesnt bother me at all that I have to cancel the match.
Late afternoon
Jessica called and seems to be worried about Nancy. She is such a pain in the butt busy body good friend to Nancy. I'm so glad she called because I just was so preoccupied with my girls that I didn't know what time it was! I am definitely going to run out with the girls and cover my tracks look for her! Where could she be? I am so concerned! Maybe I'll call Heather and see if she can console me.
More Later! Love, Brad
HEH! I love the diary entries! Excellent sarcasm; mucho appreciated.
Makes me think his attorney is getting a little unnerved.