Breast size determines personality

[Sherlock]

OK, I've had several shaped *advertiser censored*....this theory makes no sense.

Before children: small, pert, not much there.

During pregnancy: big, round, and PAINFUL

While breastfeeding: HUGE, round, PAINFUL

After breastfeeding: medium, down to the belly button.

I'm still the same person through it all.

Sherlock

 

[Jeana (DP)]

And he never said whether these were the "natural" shape of these breasts. Maybe they had one shape/personality and then got implants, so they LOOK different on the outside, but its still the same person on the inside.

I cannot believe that grown women are putting this much thought into an article written by an idiot. :waitasec: :waitasec: :waitasec:

 

[Sudzi]

Sudzi, maybe eggplants would be a good description? :crazy:

Casshew... that is perfect, what it says about my personality I have no idea, but eggplant is the right veggie for sure!

 

[Casshew]

LOL ~ but they are not purple

I have a friend who has zucchinis :crazy:

 

[Puca]

What is "abreast" in this conversation? I have never found a bare breast that I didn't "dote" on.

 

[1986]

I just want to know if this guy has done a comparative study on men and their "nanners"? Can he read a guy's personality just by looking at his crotch? What a:loser: !

 

[kgeaux]

I just want to know if this guy has done a comparative study on men and their "nanners"? Can he read a guy's personality just by looking at his crotch? What a:loser: !

You know what I think? This as$ went around "wooing" women with different size breasts and then when they (wisely!) turned him down, he said, well that's a size that doesn't like sex. Sure couldn't have been because they thought HE was a jerk!!

 

[Mabel]

:waitasec: I can't find my breasts on the list. I think I used to have the large motherly ones, but now I'm not sure.

They used to be big, now they are just LONG!!:crazy:

That's what I was looking for too - what about us women with long skinny breasts?

 

[Sudzi]

That's what I was looking for too - what about us women with long skinny breasts?

Mable,
Casshew decided mine were eggplants, perhaps yours are zucchinis. !!